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*[[Frollo]] once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris for some strange reason.
 
*[[Frollo]] once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris for some strange reason.
 
*The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.
 
*The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.
*There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some EurAsian assholes destroyed it. Goddamn them all to [[Hell]].
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*There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some Eurasian assholes destroyed it. Damn them all to [[Hell]]!
*The Empire State Building is often climbed by King Kong, who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
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*The Empire State Building is often climbed by [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]], who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
 
*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
 
*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
*New York was also attacked by Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!
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*New York was also attacked by [[Godzilla]] and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]

Revision as of 12:59, 18 January 2010

New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the United States of America. It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind California and Texass Texas respectively. The main reason why they have a really populated state is because of the city named New York City. Original, isn't it? Anyways, there have been many people who have been confirmed to live in New York, and some actually live specifically in Brooklyn.

They have have a lot of sports teams for people to root for, but not as much as California or Texas. They range from great; such as the New York Bankees Yankees, to average; such as the New York Jets and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the New York Mets and the New York Knick(erboxer)s. They've also had many, many other teams in the past for different sports, but those teams aren't allowed to be talked here, so yeah.

List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York

List of Those Who Were BORN In New York

Those Who Are Rumored To Live In New York

Trivia

  • The New York Yankees have won the most championships out of any teams for any professional sport with 27 titles.
    • Since the Philadelphia Phillies lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, Mr. Sandman will now go out and destroy 20 buildings because of that happening.
  • This is also the place where Eastcoast Rap was born from.
  • Nintendo World (formerly the Pokémon Center) is located here.
    • Niagara Falls is also partially located here (it's other partial home is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
  • Frollo once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris for some strange reason.
  • The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.
  • There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some Eurasian assholes destroyed it. Damn them all to Hell!
  • The Empire State Building is often climbed by King Kong, who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
  • The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
  • New York was also attacked by Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!