Connerhawke

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

Real Name: Jesse Stamp
Sex: Male
Country: USA

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First Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
Preferred Sources: Mama Luigi, South Park, Cd-i
Preferred Software: Windows Movie Maker

History

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First poop seen

Batman and the Riddle of the Minotaur

Favorite Poops

• 1. The Only Mama Luigi Poop Anyone Has Ever Made by WalrusGuy
• 2. Billo Sings From The Heart by Vorhias
• 3. Zelda Fails at Giving Tuitorials by WalrusGuy
• 4. Batman and the Riddle of the Minotaur by EnoRed
• 5. Batman and Earl's Basement by EnoRed

Poops Made (So Far)

Normal Poops

• That Better Not Be Poo - My first poop.
• Link The Traitor - Link is captured and executed.
• Impa Has Needs To Kiss The King - Impa finds out that she has AIDS and in order to get rid of them, she needs to kiss The King of Hyrule, which fails to save her.
• Random Shopkeep Poop - Something I randomly made
• Mama Luigi Ran - Mario & Mama Luigi run to "I Ran" by "A Flock of Seagulls."
• A Fire Sumo! - Luigi runs into a fire sumo.
• King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace - Luigi is told that King Koopa has The Princess locked up in his "Coney Island Love Palace."
• The King learns how to DO-IT - The King of Hyrule is taught by The Professor how to "do it."
  • FAILURE
• Ed's Thinking Process - Ed shows us his thinking process.
• I Swallowed a Wiggly - Something else I randomly made.
• Why Did You Pummel My Door With A Shovel? - Eddy has something to tell Edd.
• Order of Fries - Johnny Bravo orders fries at Pop's diner.
• Eternal Life - Cortez & Harry Tipper say "Eternal Life" over & over while I change visuals.
• A Penis Poop (Version 1) - Bill O'Reilly calls someone a penis.
• A Penis Poop (Version 2) - Re-Edit of Version 1
• Yum-Dee-YumYum - A follow-up to A FIRE SUMO!
• Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS - Link "dances" to techno.
  • FAILURE
• Link Flexes for 3:30 While I Play Unfitting Music - Link Flexes.
• Fred Fredburger Blows Bubbles While I Play Unfitting Music - Fred Blows Bubbles
• Go Go #71519 - My response to the #71519 fad
• Aquaman Vs. the Atlantian Guard - Aquaman punches a guard
• Count Orlock Rises & Turns While I Play Unfitting Music - Orlock rises & turns

Short Poops

Racist Randy Marsh

• Racist Randy Marsh (Part 1) - Link is told that he Must Conquer "Naggers."

• Racist Randy Marsh (Part 2) - Gwonam states that "Looks are deceiving when Naggers are involved."

While the second version failed to reach the original's popularity, the first version is by far Connerhawke's most popular video, regardless of its simplicity. It is likely because of the source used that it gained its 400,000 views.

Musical Poops

• Impa, Impa, Dinner - A music remix poop I made

Unfinished Poops

• Bloodrocuted Brother - Luigi is annoyed by Mario, when he won't turn down DETHKLOK.
• The Great Battle - Mama Luigi and her army, invades YouTube Poop and it's up to You to stop her.
• Go Fuck Yourself, Link - Link travels to Gamelon, where he proceeds to fuck himself.
• Go Fuck Duke Onkled - Zelda tells Link that he must fuck Duke Onkled.
• Unnamed Superman Poop - Superman fights Jesus

Style

Signature Characters

• Randy Marsh
• Julius Sumner Miller
• Superman

Preferred Sources

• Cd-i
• 1940s SuperMan Cartoons
• Super Mario World
• South Park
• The Hilarious House of Frightenstein
• Robot Chicken
• Ed,Edd n' Eddy

Music Used In Poops:

• "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band - YouTube Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
• "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls - YouTube Poop: Mama Luigi Ran
• "Switch" by Will Smith - YouTube Poop: King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace
• "Jeopardy Thinking Song" - YouTube Poop: Ed's Thinking Process
• "Bloodrocuted" by Dethklok - Bloodrocuted Brother (unreleased)
• "Undertaker's Theme w/Druids" - Yum-Dee-YumYum and Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS.
• "Legend of Zelda Techno version" - Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS.
• "All of My Love" by Led Zeppelin - Link Flexes for 3:30 While I Play Unfitting Music.
• "Invasion" by WCW/WWE - Fred Fredburger Blows Bubbles While I Play Unfitting Music.
• "California Girls" by David Lee Roth (The Beach Boys) - Count Orlock Rises & Turns While I Play Unfitting Music.

Preferred Tech

• Windows Movie Maker (because i have no other software)

Websites Used

• That Video Site - Random Clips (Mostly South Park)
• Imaginary Zero - Robot Chicken Clips (Being Remodeled)
• Sound America - Sound Effects
• The 3 Eds - Ed,Edd n' Eddy Clips
• Yoshi Art - Nintendo Clips
• Quebec Gamers - Cd-i clips
• H.H.O.F. Fanpage - Julius Sumner-Miller Clips
• Retro Junk - Old cartoon clips (No longer allows Downloads)
• Media Matters - Media (News) Clips
• Totally Tooned In - Cartoons

Programs Used

• LimeWire - Music & Videos
• Windows Movie Maker - ...
• Free FLV Converter - Koyote Soft - Download YouTube Vids

Associates

In Real Life

• Binky

Influences

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• The Electric Cheese
• EnoRed
• GarbageHead3
• JeffLindblom
• WalrusGuy
• Vorhias
• Deepercutt

Fans

• Binky
• ChangeDaChannel
• SonicBoom91
• JakeTassie
• GreyBasHero
• PyroDude1337
• Zanzibar33
• RandomPerson1792
• OaklynRecs
• Edickie
• Giacobotana

Reception

Achievements

• Made first Poop containing the 1940's Superman
• Made first poop containing Julius Sumner Miller

Other Information

Chewiki

• He likes the old style of Chewiki better.

Connerhawke's Green Lantern Power Ring Battery

Trivia

• Has seen over 1000 YouTube Poops
• Has his own Green Lantern Power Ring
• Developed the SNES version of Mah Boi: The Game
• Designed the covers of the Playstation & Sega Saturn Mah Boi: The Games
• Creates videos on The Movies with his best friend Binky
• Everything he hates is cool, and everything he likes isn't.

Feud

• He is currently in a feud with GnawOnABrick, with Gnaw stating that he stole his idea for Racist Randy Marsh, even though Gnaw joined after the videos were uploaded.

Links

Poop Links

• Youtube Channel
• YouChewPoop Forum Page