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Typically any male who hasn't been castrated. | Typically any male who hasn't been castrated. | ||
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life. | *[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life. | ||
| − | *1 ball - [[Tails]], [[Mr. Krabs]], | + | *1 ball - [[Tails]], [[Mr. Krabs]], The Cave People, & Lance Armstrong. |
*[[Gay Luigi]] - As many as his gay lover wants or needs. | *[[Gay Luigi]] - As many as his gay lover wants or needs. | ||
*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (Most are hidden within the fat exterior.) | *[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (Most are hidden within the fat exterior.) | ||
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*[[Mama Luigi]] - Lost them when she transformed into Mama Luigi. | *[[Mama Luigi]] - Lost them when she transformed into Mama Luigi. | ||
*[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | *[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | ||
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Revision as of 02:28, 10 September 2009
What Are Balls?
Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some may have 0 or up to 50 balls (Though it can be more than that on (very) rare occasions.). The scientific name for balls is bwalls. Credit goes to Yoshkins for the name. Balls hang from the penis and generate what is known as cum. Cum is shot out of the penis/vagina and can be rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, Yoshi claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. Uctions may be used to refill your balls with fresh (white) cum, while Anti-Uctions can refill your balls with pink cum (Thus, giving you Fatal AIDS.). A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.
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Who Has Balls?
Typically any male who hasn't been castrated.
- You 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
- 1 ball - Tails, Mr. Krabs, The Cave People, & Lance Armstrong.
- Gay Luigi - As many as his gay lover wants or needs.
- Fat Mario - 23 balls (Most are hidden within the fat exterior.)
- Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
- The Princess - 2 balls (Spooky!!!)
- Wizardheimer - 39 balls (Magical)
- The Insane Clown Posse - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!).
- Yoshi - 50 balls
- The moderators of Youtube - 1 ball
- AC/DC - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!
Who Hasn't Any Balls?
- Bill O'Reilly, who sold his balls for his position on FOX News.
- Emo Luigi, during a gruesome suicide attempt. Need I say more?
- Chris Crocker, working on becoming a transexual.
- Ash, who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch.
- Ivan Drago - As a result of too many steroids.
- Super Macho Man - For the same reason as Drago.
- The Purple Pervert - After attempting to rape Wendy O.
- Vince Offer - They loved his nuts a bit too much, if you know what I mean.
- Soldier - He lost them from a battle (Though to be fair, he does replace them with grenades... yeah.).
- You, if you fuck with Big Bill Hell's Cars.
- Mama Luigi - Lost them when she transformed into Mama Luigi.
- Nazis (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes you have nothing left for yourself at all.)
