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==Uctions as energy unit== | ==Uctions as energy unit== | ||
| − | Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]] | + | Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. |
| − | + | Uctions radiates Good Medicene and positive energy. Anti-Uctions raidiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy. | |
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*[[Mama Luigi]]: -9999 Uctions. | *[[Mama Luigi]]: -9999 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[God Luigi]]: -9500 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[God Rabbit]]: -9500 Uctions. | ||
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9000 Uctions. | *[[Darth Vader]]: -9000 Uctions. | ||
*[[Seymour]]: -8500 Uctions. | *[[Seymour]]: -8500 Uctions. | ||
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*[[Link]]: 1500 Uctions. | *[[Link]]: 1500 Uctions. | ||
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5000 Uctions. | *[[Saiyan Link]]: 5000 Uctions. | ||
| − | *[[Steely Phil]]: 5000 Uctions. | + | *[[Steely Phil]]: 5000 Uctions. |
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9000 Uctions. | *A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9000 Uctions. | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Super [[Sonic]]: 10,000 Uctions. |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Captain Falcon]] Himself: 12,000 Uctions. |
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | *[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
Revision as of 20:00, 22 February 2008
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
Uctions as energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicene and positive energy. Anti-Uctions raidiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
- Mama Luigi: -9999 Uctions.
- God Luigi: -9500 Uctions.
- God Rabbit: -9500 Uctions.
- Darth Vader: -9000 Uctions.
- Seymour: -8500 Uctions.
- Kingdom Hearts: -3000 Uctions.
- AIDS: -500 Uctions.
- Heartless: -100 Uctions.
- Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
- Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
- Cum: 0 Uctions.
- Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
- Edd: 1 Uction.
- Morshu: 5 Uctions.
- Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
- Boobs: 30 Uctions.
- Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
- One heart: 100 Uctions.
- Link: 1500 Uctions.
- Saiyan Link: 5000 Uctions.
- Steely Phil: 5000 Uctions.
- A Falcon Punch: 9000 Uctions.
- Super Sonic: 10,000 Uctions.
- Captain Falcon Himself: 12,000 Uctions.
- Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
