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==People Who Hate Guns==
 
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[[File:Wildgun.gif|thumb|right|300px|Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter [[fire]].]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)

Revision as of 09:15, 9 June 2012

Object.jpg This article is about an object that frequently appears in Youtube Poop.

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Name of Object: Gun
Year(s) Made: 1100s-Now
Use(s): Shooting at objects, animals, and people.
Country of Origin: Various (Invented in classical China.)

Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
A gun pointed at Ash Ketchum.
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Yoshi firing a gun.
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A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie. They ward zombies off, ya know.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people using guns!

Gun Users

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Cool design, no?

People Who Hate Guns

Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter fire.

People Who ARE Guns

More Information

  • Kids have been known to play with guns, but disappointingly, they are of the "NERF" variety.
  • Blondes have more guns.