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| − | Cheese is a [[food]] that is made from milk curds that is popular worldwide, especially in Europe and the [[America|United States]]. Cheese can come in many different types and forms, such as Cheddar, Mozzarella, [[ | + | [[Image:Cheddar-montgomery-jfn.jpg|thumb|right|Cheddar Cheese, a semi-hard/hard cheese from [[England]], and one of the most popular cheeses on earth.]] |
| + | [[File:Stilton.jpg|thumb|right|Stilton cheese, a blue cheese also from [[England]]. Unlike Cheddar, it is not nearly as widespread, though it is still a popular cheese.]] | ||
| + | Cheese is a [[food]] that is made from milk curds that is popular worldwide, especially in Europe and the [[America|United States]]. Cheese can come in many different types and forms, such as Cheddar, Mozzarella, [[Bakura|Sakura]], etc. In the form of Mozzarella cheese, it is one of the main ingredients of [[pizza]]. | ||
==Liked By== | ==Liked By== | ||
| − | * | + | *Every country in [[Europe]] (especially the [[United Kingdom]], [[Germany]], [[France]], and [[Italy]]). |
| − | + | *Every country in the [[America]]s (especially the [[United States]], the world's largest cheese producer). | |
| − | + | *Every country in the middle east. | |
| − | + | *[[Japan]] (One of few eastern countries to significantly like cheese.) | |
| − | + | *Various [[animals]] | |
| − | + | *Wallace | |
| − | *[[America]] | + | *[[Claude von Riegan]] |
| − | * | ||
==Types of Cheese== | ==Types of Cheese== | ||
| − | * | + | <i>This is only a grating of the many varieties of cheese...</i> |
| − | * | + | *[[America]]n ([[America|US]] [obviously]) |
| − | *[[ | + | *Brie ([[France]]) |
| − | * | + | *Bruder Basil ([[Germany]]) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Butt]]erkäse (Germany) |
| + | *Caboc ([[UK]], [[Scotland]]) | ||
| + | *Caerphilly (UK, [[Wales]]) | ||
| + | *Cheddar (UK, [[England]]) | ||
| + | *Cheshire (UK, England) | ||
*Colby (US) | *Colby (US) | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Philadelphia|Cream]] (US) |
| − | + | *Edam (Netherlands) | |
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*[[The Electric Cheese|Electric]] (UK, England) | *[[The Electric Cheese|Electric]] (UK, England) | ||
| + | *Emmentaler ([[:File:Swissarmyknife.jpg|Switzerland]]) | ||
*Feta ([[Greece]]) | *Feta ([[Greece]]) | ||
| − | *Jarlsberg (Norway) | + | *Gloucester (UK, England) |
| + | **Single Gloucester | ||
| + | **Double Gloucester | ||
| + | *Gouda (Netherlands) | ||
| + | *[[Gorgonzola]] ([[Italy]]) | ||
| + | *[[California|Humboldt Fog]] (US) | ||
| + | *Jarlsberg ([[Norway]]) | ||
| + | *Limburger (Netherlands/Germany/Belgium) | ||
| + | *[[Maggot|Mimolette]] ([[France]]) | ||
| + | *Monterrey Jack (US) | ||
| + | *[[Pizza|Mozzarella]] (Italy) | ||
| + | *[[Spaghetti|Parmigiano-Reggiano]] (Italy) | ||
| + | *Provolone (Italy) | ||
| + | *Rauchkäse (Germany) | ||
| + | *[[Afox|Red Leicester]] (UK, England) | ||
| + | *Roquefort (France) | ||
| + | *Sage Derby (UK, England) | ||
| + | *[[Bakura|Sakura]] ([[Japan]]) | ||
| + | *Stilton (UK, England) | ||
| + | *Stinking Bishop (UK, England) | ||
| + | *[[Beer|Weißlacker]] (Germany) | ||
| + | *Wensleydale (UK, England) | ||
*Plus many, many more... | *Plus many, many more... | ||
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Cheese is also the name of a strange character from [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]], as well as the surname of the main [[Evil|villain]] of [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] ([[Big Cheese|Seymour "Big" Cheese]]). It is also the name of [[Cum|Cream]] the Rabbit's pet chao. | Cheese is also the name of a strange character from [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]], as well as the surname of the main [[Evil|villain]] of [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] ([[Big Cheese|Seymour "Big" Cheese]]). It is also the name of [[Cum|Cream]] the Rabbit's pet chao. | ||
| + | In an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, the characters created a cartoon called "Wacky Delly". One of the characters in the cartoon was The Cheese, the greatest character on the show. He is better than the baloney and the salami COMBINED! | ||
<i>This section needs expansion. [http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cheese&action=edit]</i> | <i>This section needs expansion. [http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cheese&action=edit]</i> | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Bandit Keith]] vastly approves of the American variety of cheese, and views other varieties to be inferior. Guess why he thinks that. |
| − | + | *[[Heavy]] only likes cheese when he puts it on his [[sandvich]]es. | |
| − | * | + | *The [[Japanese]], despite the fact that they neither have been colonised by nor border a European country, have an award-winning cheese, called Sakura Cheese. |
| − | *The [[Japanese]], despite that they | + | **This cheese has even beaten cheeses by [[France]], [[Italy]], and Switzerland. |
*Some cheeses actually contain [[Mushrooms|mould]]. | *Some cheeses actually contain [[Mushrooms|mould]]. | ||
| − | *The [[America|United States]] is the world's largest cheese producer, | + | *Most cheeses are made using cow, goat, or sheep milk. |
| − | *Remarkably, [[France]] is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer (Greece is, | + | *The [[America|United States]] is the world's largest cheese producer, with 4,275,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese produced yearly. Production is centered around Wisconsin, [[California]], and the [[Pennsylvania|North]][[New York|eastern]] states. |
| − | *All [[McDonalds|burger restaurants]] offer burgers with | + | **[[Germany]] and [[France]] are the 2nd and 3rd largest producers, at 1,927,000 and 1,884,000 Metric Tonnes respectively. |
| + | *Remarkably, [[France]] is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer ([[Greece]] is by total yearly amount, while [[Germany]] is per capita). | ||
| + | *All [[McDonalds|burger restaurants]] offer burgers with cheese on them, which are called "[[cheeseburger]]s". | ||
**However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat. | **However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat. | ||
| − | *There are also | + | *There are also Cheese[[steak]]s, which come from [[Philadelphia]], and usually contain American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Provolone, or Cheez-Wiz. |
| − | [[ | + | *[[Dick]] Cheese is not actually cheese. It is actually a combination of [[dust]], sweat, dirt, oil, and other [[shit]]. |
| + | *The [[James Rolfe|Bullshit Man]] hates it when convenience stores, such as [[Philadelphia|Wawa]], put too much cream cheese on bagels, to the point that they come through the hole in the centre. He compares it to shit squeezing out of a seagull's asshole. | ||
| + | *[[Elmer Fudd]] recently made a new fetish called a grilled cheese fetish. It's exactly what you think it is... | ||
| + | *Cheese is known to be a [[Fail|good weapon]] for throwing at alien UFOs. | ||
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Cheddar Cheese, a semi-hard/hard cheese from England, and one of the most popular cheeses on earth.
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Stilton cheese, a blue cheese also from England. Unlike Cheddar, it is not nearly as widespread, though it is still a popular cheese.
Cheese is a food that is made from milk curds that is popular worldwide, especially in Europe and the United States. Cheese can come in many different types and forms, such as Cheddar, Mozzarella, Sakura, etc. In the form of Mozzarella cheese, it is one of the main ingredients of pizza.
Liked By[edit]
- Every country in Europe (especially the United Kingdom, Germany, France, and Italy).
- Every country in the Americas (especially the United States, the world's largest cheese producer).
- Every country in the middle east.
- Japan (One of few eastern countries to significantly like cheese.)
- Various animals
- Wallace
- Claude von Riegan
Types of Cheese[edit]
This is only a grating of the many varieties of cheese...
- American (US [obviously])
- Brie (France)
- Bruder Basil (Germany)
- Butterkäse (Germany)
- Caboc (UK, Scotland)
- Caerphilly (UK, Wales)
- Cheddar (UK, England)
- Cheshire (UK, England)
- Colby (US)
- Cream (US)
- Edam (Netherlands)
- Electric (UK, England)
- Emmentaler (Switzerland)
- Feta (Greece)
- Gloucester (UK, England)
- Single Gloucester
- Double Gloucester
- Gouda (Netherlands)
- Gorgonzola (Italy)
- Humboldt Fog (US)
- Jarlsberg (Norway)
- Limburger (Netherlands/Germany/Belgium)
- Mimolette (France)
- Monterrey Jack (US)
- Mozzarella (Italy)
- Parmigiano-Reggiano (Italy)
- Provolone (Italy)
- Rauchkäse (Germany)
- Red Leicester (UK, England)
- Roquefort (France)
- Sage Derby (UK, England)
- Sakura (Japan)
- Stilton (UK, England)
- Stinking Bishop (UK, England)
- Weißlacker (Germany)
- Wensleydale (UK, England)
- Plus many, many more...
Also A Character![edit]
Cheese is also the name of a strange character from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, as well as the surname of the main villain of Samurai Pizza Cats (Seymour "Big" Cheese). It is also the name of Cream the Rabbit's pet chao.
In an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, the characters created a cartoon called "Wacky Delly". One of the characters in the cartoon was The Cheese, the greatest character on the show. He is better than the baloney and the salami COMBINED! This section needs expansion. [1]
Trivia[edit]
- Bandit Keith vastly approves of the American variety of cheese, and views other varieties to be inferior. Guess why he thinks that.
- Heavy only likes cheese when he puts it on his sandviches.
- The Japanese, despite the fact that they neither have been colonised by nor border a European country, have an award-winning cheese, called Sakura Cheese.
- Some cheeses actually contain mould.
- Most cheeses are made using cow, goat, or sheep milk.
- The United States is the world's largest cheese producer, with 4,275,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese produced yearly. Production is centered around Wisconsin, California, and the Northeastern states.
- Remarkably, France is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer (Greece is by total yearly amount, while Germany is per capita).
- All burger restaurants offer burgers with cheese on them, which are called "cheeseburgers".
- However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat.
- There are also Cheesesteaks, which come from Philadelphia, and usually contain American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Provolone, or Cheez-Wiz.
- Dick Cheese is not actually cheese. It is actually a combination of dust, sweat, dirt, oil, and other shit.
- The Bullshit Man hates it when convenience stores, such as Wawa, put too much cream cheese on bagels, to the point that they come through the hole in the centre. He compares it to shit squeezing out of a seagull's asshole.
- Elmer Fudd recently made a new fetish called a grilled cheese fetish. It's exactly what you think it is...
- Cheese is known to be a good weapon for throwing at alien UFOs.
