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|shows=Link: Faces of Evil
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|shows=The Legend of Zelda
 
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|occupation=Hero, Goober, boi, main course (when mashed)
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|cast=Nobuyuki Hiyama, Akira Sasanuma (Nintendo games), Jonathan Potts (cartoon), Jeffrey Rath (CD-i)
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{{VidCaption|KgGhsBphDyU|Link complains of a burning sensation}}
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[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|Link upon winning something, like [[Link: Faces of Evil|his quest]] or Monopoly.]]
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[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]]
 
 
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
 
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
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[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]]
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[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Goku|Saiyan]] Link.]]
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[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]]
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[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat]] Link.]]
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[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]]
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[[Image:Crater cove11.jpg|thumb|Your [[sword]] is enough.]]
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[[Image:A2511e2ab6d0f667bc9cfc88d09c15c3.jpg|thumb|right|Link owned a [[Chinese]] Restaurant at one time.]]
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[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
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[[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|[[Link]] being his usual old self.]]
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[[File:Linknes87.jpg|thumb|right|Link in [[the '80s]].]]
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Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]], who in times of crisis works as the [[No|Hero]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullshit]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.)
  
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Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.)
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Link is the current standing Hero of [[Hyrule]]. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself. His CD-i generation is represented on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #3.
  
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Link is the current standing Hero of [[Koridai]].
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==Skills==
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Cultural Heritage: Denmark
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Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary [[Duckwalk]] maneuver. Cool, huh?
  
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==Sexual Orientation==
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On the other hand, he sucks at using crossbows, has questionable intelligence and poor social skills.
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It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been dis proven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual, or even Asexual (like an ameboa).
 
  
 
==Diet==
 
==Diet==
 
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].
 
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].
  
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==Skills==
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==Sexual Orientation==
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Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.
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It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had [[sex]] with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and [[Lady Alma]] many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual and doesn't really care (Like an amoeba).
  
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==Fight with the King==
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Still, he ''did'' enjoy that [[:Image:Negima marshmallow hell.jpg|hug]] from Cremia quite a bit...
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It seems that Link has fought with [[The King|the king]] at one point, It all started when Link was watching his TV when "Live and Learn" came on and started to dance to it, as he was dancing to it the king said "MAH BOI" to him, but Link did not listen to him. The King then destroyed the TV with a Ki blast, This made link irritated, and so he used Kaioken and tried to hit The King, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, the fabled "Ass Kamehameha", Which killed the king, He then started to cried over his broken TV for a while until [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his TV back which mde Link happy again. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)
 
  
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{{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}}
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==Possessions==
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*His Sword
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==Possesions==
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*Lamp Oil
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*lamp oil
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*Rope
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*rope
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*[[Bombs]]
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*Bombs
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*A Lightsaber
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*A lightsaber
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*Lotsa Guns
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*Lotsa guns
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*Young & Anal 15 video tape
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*Young And Anal 15 video tape
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*The King's Chalice
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*The king's chalice
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*Boomerang
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*His sword
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*Bow & Arrow
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*Various Masks
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*Iron Boots
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*An [[Octorok]]
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Zelda]]
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*[[Nobita]]
 
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[[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|Link]] being his [[retard|usual old self]].]]
 
 
*[[Impa]]
 
*[[Impa]]
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Games and Sonic X)
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s games
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**[[Sonic X]]
 
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
 
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
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*Xbox 360
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*[[Xbox 360]]
 
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
 
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
 
*The Philips CD-i
 
*The Philips CD-i
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*Atari 2600
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*[[Atari 2600]]
 
*Sega Dreamcast
 
*Sega Dreamcast
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*PS3 (Doesn't have one though.)
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*[[PS3]] (Doesn't have one though.)
 
*[[Gwonam]]
 
*[[Gwonam]]
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*[[Dorami]]
 
 
*Bombs
 
*Bombs
 
*Guns
 
*Guns
 
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
 
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
 
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
 
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
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*Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"
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*Consuming [[Octorok|rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.]]
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*Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.
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*[[Kiss|KISS.]]
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*The band KISS.
 
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[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
 
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
 
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]
 
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]
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*His other forms ([[Pervert Link]] and [[Frog Link]])
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*Spoons
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==Trivia==
 
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*Link is part Saiyan.
 
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*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
 
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*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
 
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*His last name is rumored to be The King, but is unlikely, since he is not a King, has had it off with Zelda, and does not support incest like the King does.
 
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*His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
 
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*He wants to see the fight on Pay-Per-View. What fight [[you]] might ask? Who the [[fuck]] knows and who the fuck cares!
 
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*Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[PlayStation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [Wii's] controller."
 
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*He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
 
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==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Link|...}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|What are all those [[Head|heads]]?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|How about head?}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}}
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{{poopquote|Link|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Great! I'll grab my stuff!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|My BOI!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Hey! Exc''uuuuuu''se me, Princess!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Das a Homer!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|It's a Gohma!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|But [[The King|Dad]], I want to see the Pay-Per-View!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Fine, jeez!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|[[Mysterious Black Dude|Remember me?]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what Bali's up to.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Looks Like We're In Trouble Princess!!! (Said in a [[Africans|nigga-like]] voice.)}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a [[African]]-like voice.)}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Hey [[Zelda]], wake up.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|(After seeing the [[90's Kid]] using his [[Sega]] Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this [[Sega]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|[[No]], I can't go on without Zelda!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|That old King is EVIL!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|I Wanna Jump!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Has one and one consumption?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Oh, [[Shit|Shoot!!!]]}}
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{{poopquote|Link|It's quite an army of Heart.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Go ahead, shoot! I wanna [[die]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Oh [[Mah Boi|boy]]!  I'm a boy!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Hey Zelda, I just want to say... it sure is boring without [[you]].}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Don't talk shit, you didn't do anything!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Fuck you, King! I'm on strike!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|I'm gay!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|That old Ganon's boring and the King is gay!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|You wanna fight, fat boy?! I'll piss on your head!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|What happened?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Great!}}
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[[Image:Link.jpg|right|thumb|Link's older brother, Link.]]
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[[Image:Link_FEMALE.jpg|thumb|[[Homer Simpson|Stupid sexy female Link.]]]]
  
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==Trivia==
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*Link is part Saiyan, or part [[Nazi|Aryan]]. Same thing.
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*Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
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*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
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*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
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*His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
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*Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[Playstation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [[[Wii]]'s] controller."
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*He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
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*He has his size 11 feet.
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*Had a short-lived career as the guitarist of the [[Fish|Zora]] band ''The Indigo-Go's'' until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true guitarist, then deceased.
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*According to [[Screwattack]], Link's [[sword]] ''[[Gwonam|is enough]]'' for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
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*Also, like [[Darth Vader]], Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soulcalibur IV, Link also appeared in Soulcalibur II (Along with Spawn and [[Heihachi Mishima]] of the [[Tekken]] series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of the game, Link in the GameCube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu <s>have</s> had the same voice actor.
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*His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
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*Once got a hug from Cremia. He enjoyed it greatly.
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*Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
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*When his head detaches from his body, he transforms into the fabled "Link's Floating Head of Benevolence".
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*One time, he went to face Ganon with just ''[[bombs]]''! Guess [[Gwonam]] was [[wrong]] about his [[sword]] after all.
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*When Link skydives, he's usually shown shocked at what's actually ''above'' him!
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*When the King once demanded Link to take his damn clothes off, he accepted his proposal. You can see him naked [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3rcmH57A8 right here.]
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*{\[[King Harkinian]] often asks Link to scrub all the floors in [[Hyrule]], or else he is taken away to [[the pit]]. However, Link enjoys this because the pit is apparently filled with [[lotsa spaghetti]].
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*He bombed the V of Doom with a C4 disguised as a Virtual Boy Controller.
 
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Name: Link
Appears In: The Legend of Zelda
Sex: Male
DOB: 1989 (age 34–35)
Occupation(s): Hero, Goober, boi, main course (when mashed)
Played By: Nobuyuki Hiyama, Akira Sasanuma (Nintendo games), Jonathan Potts (cartoon), Jeffrey Rath (CD-i)

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Link upon winning something, like his quest or Monopoly.
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Link in his latest game.
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Saiyan Link.
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Fat Link.
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Your sword is enough.
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Link owned a Chinese Restaurant at one time.
Link, King Harkinian, Gwonam, and Zelda when they finally have their acclaimed dinner.
Link being his usual old self.
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Link in the '80s.

Link is a civilian of Hyrule, who in times of crisis works as the Hero. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullshit, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. The King, Mario, and Zelda along with many others have defeated Ganon.)

Link is the current standing Hero of Hyrule. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself. His CD-i generation is represented on Youchew Trading Card #3.

Skills[edit]

Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary Duckwalk maneuver. Cool, huh?

On the other hand, he sucks at using crossbows, has questionable intelligence and poor social skills.

Diet[edit]

Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.

Sexual Orientation[edit]

It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual and doesn't really care (Like an amoeba).

Still, he did enjoy that hug from Cremia quite a bit...

Possessions[edit]

  • His Sword
  • Lamp Oil
  • Rope
  • Bombs
  • A Lightsaber
  • Lotsa Guns
  • Young & Anal 15 video tape
  • The King's Chalice
  • Boomerang
  • Bow & Arrow
  • Various Masks
  • Iron Boots
  • An Octorok

Likes[edit]

Dislikes[edit]

Memorable Quotes[edit]

Link Link

...

Link Link

I won!

Link Link

Gee! It sure is boring around here!

Link Link

What are all those heads?

Link Link

I guess I better get going!

Link Link

I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!

Link Link

Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Link Link

Hey! Excuuuuuuse me, Princess!

Link Link

I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

Link Link

That old King is no match for Ganon!

Link Link

I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Link Link

Golly!

Link Link

It's a Gohma!

Link Link

(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!

Link Link

Fine, jeez!

Link Link

Remember me?

Link Link

I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.

Link Link

I just wonder what Bali's up to.

Link Link

Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.

Link Link

Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a African-like voice.)

Link Link

(After seeing the 90's Kid using his Sega Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this Sega!

Link Link

That old King is EVIL!

Link Link

Has one and one consumption?

Link Link

It's quite an army of Heart.

Link Link

Oh boy! I'm a boy!

Link Link

Don't talk shit, you didn't do anything!

Link Link

Fuck you, King! I'm on strike!

Link Link

I'm gay!

Link Link

That old Ganon's boring and the King is gay!

Link Link

When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk!

Link Link

You wanna fight, fat boy?! I'll piss on your head!

Link Link

What happened?

Link Link

Great!

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Link's older brother, Link.
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Stupid sexy female Link.

Trivia[edit]

  • Link is part Saiyan, or part Aryan. Same thing.
  • Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
  • Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
  • Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by M. Bison.
  • His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
  • Even though he is a Nintendo character, he wants a Playstation 3 because he claims he "can't use the [[[Wii]]'s] controller."
  • He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, Squadala Burger, in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
  • He has his size 11 feet.
  • Had a short-lived career as the guitarist of the Zora band The Indigo-Go's until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true guitarist, then deceased.
  • According to Screwattack, Link's sword is enough for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
  • Also, like Darth Vader, Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soulcalibur IV, Link also appeared in Soulcalibur II (Along with Spawn and Heihachi Mishima of the Tekken series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of the game, Link in the GameCube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu have had the same voice actor.
  • His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
  • Once got a hug from Cremia. He enjoyed it greatly.
  • Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
  • When his head detaches from his body, he transforms into the fabled "Link's Floating Head of Benevolence".
  • One time, he went to face Ganon with just bombs! Guess Gwonam was wrong about his sword after all.
  • When Link skydives, he's usually shown shocked at what's actually above him!
  • When the King once demanded Link to take his damn clothes off, he accepted his proposal. You can see him naked right here.
  • {\King Harkinian often asks Link to scrub all the floors in Hyrule, or else he is taken away to the pit. However, Link enjoys this because the pit is apparently filled with lotsa spaghetti.
  • He bombed the V of Doom with a C4 disguised as a Virtual Boy Controller.
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