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[[image:You.jpg|thumb|In Soviet Russia, [[Gay Luigi]] gotta help YOU!]]
 
[[image:You.jpg|thumb|In Soviet Russia, [[Gay Luigi]] gotta help YOU!]]
  
=='''You''' in Context==
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=='''You''' In Context==
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[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon]]
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] ordered [[You]] to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] ordered [[You]] to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
 
*Mario wants '''You''' to "Get the hint".
 
*Mario wants '''You''' to "Get the hint".
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*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast.
 
*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast.
 
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]].
 
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]].
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*'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
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*Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?!
 
*The [[Obama|President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue the [[Obama|President]]?
 
*The [[Obama|President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue the [[Obama|President]]?
 
*[[Die]], monster! '''YOU''' have no place in this world!
 
*[[Die]], monster! '''YOU''' have no place in this world!
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*'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me!
  
 
==In Conclusion==
 
==In Conclusion==
 
'''YOU''' really are a Super God that is anything and everything he is (Penis). '''You''' are the internet and he is Chad Wardenn in summary. '''You''' is many many things. '''You''' could also be a God, yet at the same time, '''you''' might not be one.
 
'''YOU''' really are a Super God that is anything and everything he is (Penis). '''You''' are the internet and he is Chad Wardenn in summary. '''You''' is many many things. '''You''' could also be a God, yet at the same time, '''you''' might not be one.

Revision as of 22:57, 18 June 2009

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Mah Boi! this is the face of YOU!

Second Person attribute added to the Hotel Mario CD-I Games.

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In Soviet Russia, Gay Luigi gotta help YOU!

You In Context

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Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon
  • Gay Luigi ordered You to help Fat Mario and him save the Princess from Bowser.
  • Mario wants You to "Get the hint".
  • Mario tells You to remind him to check for a switch.
  • Mario hints that if You need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book.
  • the back of the Hotel Mario case states that only You can save the princess.
  • YouTube has You within it's name.
  • The Engineer thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at You.
  • Broly has killed You in the past
  • According to 99.5% of M.U.G.E.N. fanatics, You are already dead.
  • YOOOOOU! Soulja Boy I told ja!
  • You worthless pile of excrement! Bison said so.
  • YOU just collect my winnings". said ken.
  • You also happen to be the best player ever at Hotel Mario. Just don't mention that to anyone else who has beaten the game.
  • Tommy Turnbull misses YOU
  • Ganon asks if You dare bring light to his lair, then orders You to die.
  • An oil tanker for You
  • ...what are You doing, Sakaki?
  • You know what they say! All YOUr base are belong to us!
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This is what YOU look like.
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What most of YOU look like.
  • Mario tells You that him and Gay Luigi "ain't afraid of no koopas".
  • the back of the Hotel Mario case states that only You can save the princess.
  • YouTube has You within it's name.
  • The Engineer thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at You.
  • Broly has killed You in the past
  • According to 99.5% of MUGEN fanatics, You are already dead.
  • YOOOOOU! Soulja Boy I told ja!
  • You worthless pile of excrement! Bison said so.
  • YOU just collect my winnings". said ken.
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The Demoman staring at You.

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double post lol
  • Tommy Turnbull misses YOU
  • Ganon asks if You dare bring light to his lair, then orders You to die.
  • An oil tanker for You
  • ...what are You doing, Sakaki?
  • Join me Link, and I will make Your face the GGRRRREATEST in KoriDIE; or else You will DIE
  • You no hungry for Octorock, You Hungry for Hot Pockets.
  • You are NINCOMBOTS
  • Do You Want-Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs?
  • You want it? its yours my friend...
  • "I can't give it to YOU on credit. Why don't YOU come back when YOU're a little, MMMMMM, richer?"
  • as long as You have enough Rope,
  • YOU fail, YOUr highness.
  • They didn't want YOU to know that YOU are really an adopted child!
  • YOU are in No position to bargain.
  • You are who YOU choose to be.
  • You don't know it, but Anime Mario secretly plays you on Nintendo.
  • You lie! You must have begged the Forest Spirit to spare his life, but you did not beg for Nago's, did you?!
  • And who are YOU supposed to be?
  • You! Heheheheh.
  • You DARE bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!!
  • YOU, Link, are the Hero of Koradi!
  • SchiavoneTheRichard will pwn You.
  • Who the fuck do YOU think You are?
  • Jonny's got his eye on you, wood-hater!
  • You Are EVIL! You want to destroy the world. Don't Dream It. BEEE IT! Religious Subtext.
  • Fat Mario explains that You know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as BREAD goes in a toaster, not toast.
  • YOU are constantly pointed at by Gay Luigi.
  • YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
  • Why won't YOU just fuck off and die?!
  • The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are YOU a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
  • Die, monster! YOU have no place in this world!
  • YOU are really starting to annoy me!

In Conclusion

YOU really are a Super God that is anything and everything he is (Penis). You are the internet and he is Chad Wardenn in summary. You is many many things. You could also be a God, yet at the same time, you might not be one.