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[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|[[Yoshi]] firing a gun.]]
 
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|[[Yoshi]] firing a gun.]]
 
[[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]]
 
[[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]]
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A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie. They ward zombies off, ya know.
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A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.
  
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Guns don't kill people. People kill people using guns!
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==Safety==
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Because of their obvious dangers, gun usage requires observance of various safety rules, which usually apply to anything resembling a gun, save for NERF guns.
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*Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
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*Never put your finer on the trigger unless intending to shoot.
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*Treat every weapon like it is loaded.
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Furthermore, usage of a gun is considered deadly force, which is defined as "any force that is either known or should be known to cause [[death]] or serious harm".
  
 
==Gun Users==
 
==Gun Users==
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*[[James Bond]]
 
*[[James Bond]]
 
[[Image:27566.jpg|thumb|left|Cool design, no?]]
 
[[Image:27566.jpg|thumb|left|Cool design, no?]]
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*The [[Kitchen Gun]] guy.
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*Panty (in a sexy way.)
 
*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
 
*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
 
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm.
 
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm.
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*[[Final Fantasy|Laguna Loire]]
 
*[[Final Fantasy|Laguna Loire]]
 
*Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.)
 
*Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.)
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*[[Mega Man]](he has one for a hand!)
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*[[Zero]](only in the first and third Megaman X games,and stole from a [[die|dead]] guy in Mm Zero 1)
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[[File:Wildgun.gif|thumb|right|300px|Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter [[fire]].]]
  
 
==People Who Hate Guns==
 
==People Who Hate Guns==
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[[File:Wildgun.gif|thumb|right|300px|Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter [[fire]].]]
 
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
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*Victims of gun violence and crime
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)
  
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==More Information==
 
==More Information==
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*Kids have been known to play with guns, but disappointingly, they are of the "NERF" variety.
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*Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
 
*Blondes have more guns.
 
*Blondes have more guns.
 
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[[Category:Weapons]]
 
[[Category:Weapons]]

Latest revision as of 07:47, 3 May 2014

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Name of Object: Gun
Year(s) Made: 1100s-Now
Use(s): Shooting at objects, animals, and people.
Country of Origin: Various (Invented in classical China.)

Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
A gun pointed at Ash Ketchum.
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Yoshi firing a gun.
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The golden gun.

A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.

Safety[edit]

Because of their obvious dangers, gun usage requires observance of various safety rules, which usually apply to anything resembling a gun, save for NERF guns.

  • Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
  • Never put your finer on the trigger unless intending to shoot.
  • Treat every weapon like it is loaded.

Furthermore, usage of a gun is considered deadly force, which is defined as "any force that is either known or should be known to cause death or serious harm".

Gun Users[edit]

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Cool design, no?
Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter fire.

People Who Hate Guns[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
  • Victims of gun violence and crime
  • Hippies (Isn't it obvious?)

People Who ARE Guns[edit]

More Information[edit]

  • Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
  • Blondes have more guns.
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