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Yoshit
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This article is about Yoshit, a valued Chewiki Staff Member and a User of this Wiki.
Yoshit's former avatar on Youchew. He made it with a 1989 Macintosh SE.
Yoshit's rate and rank insignia.
This user is a proud sailor in the United States Navy, as an Operations Specialist 3rd class.
This user is also a furry from Pennsylvania.
His Nintendo 3DS friend code is 3050-7890-0358. His Mii is ツタージャ, from Nagasaki prefecture, Japan.
Templates Made
- Template:Dirty - For Dirty articles. His most popular template.
- Template:Bias - For Biased articles.
- Template:Food - For articles about a food found in YTP.
- Template:Obj - For articles describing an object found in YTP.
- Template:Soft - For articles about software used in making YTP.
- Template:Bad - For characters that suck.
- Template:Dirtysect - Similar to the highly popular dirty template, only designed for specific sections that need cleanup.
- Template:Foreignlang - For articles with non-Roman characters, such as Kanji or Cyrillic.
- Template:Spoil - For spoilers that may be present in articles.
- Template:Spam - For articles that are spam.
- Template:Worst - For articles that are so bad, that a normal dirty tag will not cut it, though a delete is too extreme. Often, these require a nearly full re-write.
Boat
As of 2013, Yoshit is currently trying to get a boat, to work on and sail. The type of boat he is currently searching for is a motorized boat, somewhere in between 30 and 50 feet long, and older than 1985 (possibly even as old as the '50s).
Yoshit's boat, when obtained, would be named the "Grass Snake", with Yoshit himself as Captain, flying the ensign of the United States, and Philadelphia as the port of registry.
Yoshit's plan for his boat is as follows:
- Rebuild the engines and make run perfectly.
- Make seaworthy and sailable.
- Sail it from either Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA (if on east coast) or from San Francisco, California, USA (west coast) to next duty station. This could be in between Norfolk, Virginia, and even as far as Sasebo, Nagasaki prefecture, Japan.
- Keep at duty station.
Trivia
- Is a sailor in the U.S. Navy.
- Owns 2 cars, both from the '80s: a 1984 Jeep CJ-7, and a 1985 Reliant Rialto GLS Estate.
- Owns an Apple ][+ (with Disk ][ drive), a Macintosh SE, a Macintosh SE/30, and a Macintosh Classic.
- His game systems:
- Atari 2600 6-switch model x 2
- Atari 2600 4-switch model
- Atari 2600 jr. (made in 1986)
- Nintendo Colour TV Game 15
- Nintendo Entertainment System x 3
- Family Computer x 2 (all sans "Famicom Family" logo)
- Game Boy x 4 (3 regular, 1 "Play it Loud")
- Super NES
- Super Famicom
- Hyundai Super Comboy
- Nintendo 64 x 6 (3 USA models, 3 Japanese models)
- Game Boy Colour
- Game Boy Advance
- Gamecube x 5 (3 broken, 4 USA model, 1 Japanese model)
- Game Boy Advance SP (broken, NES Classics edition)
- Nintendo DS (broken)
- Wii x 2 (1 USA model, 1 Japanese model)
- Nintendo 3DS x2 (both broken, 1 USA model, 1 Japanese model)
- Atari 2600 6-switch model x 2
- His 4 favourite Pokemon: Snivy, Totodile, Vulpix, and Ninetales.
- His current favourite of the 4 is Snivy.
- He does not liek teh Mudkipz, though.
- And he especially hates Oshawott.
- His main systems in Japan have stickers of Snivy on them. These systems include his Famicom, his NES, his Game Boy, his Wii, and his 3DS.
- Like Tails, he is Astraphobic (has a fear of lightning).
- Dislikes Shrek, and thinks that the whole series sucks. He also hates when Shrek is needlessly plastered in random places.
- Is somewhat conservative, both politically and socially. He is also a registered Republican.
- Is of English, Scottish, German, Irish, Mexican, and Slovak descent.
- His English heritage's earliest origins are in Cheadle, Cheshire, where his Anglo-Saxon ancestors were Lords of the Manor (land owners). Unfortunately, the Norman Kings stripped them of their land.
- On his ship, he is mostly known as English.
- Designed a few forum games involving random numbers and player input. The 2 most popular of these are:
- The Youchew Trail (a remake of the Oregon Trail. The first incarnation was lost during Ozgate, but a second incarnation was made later.)
- Youchew Dodgeball (his first one, which was once dormant, to be ressurected later, only to go dormant again.)
- Is stuck in the '80s, not just in technology (25% of which is from the '70s, 50% of which is from the '80s, 10% of which is from even earlier, and 15% of which is newer), but also in mind, with mostly Right-wing views.
Has Been to These Countries
- United States (Born in and a current citizen of; Guam inclusive)
- Canada (territorial waters)
- Japan (currently lives there)
- Korea (territorial waters)
- The Philippines
- Malaysia
- People's Republic of China (Mainland and Hong Kong)
- United Kingdom (England)
- Germany
- Australia
- Timor-Leste
Avatar/Signature Snivy
In his various avatars and signatures, Yoshit has images of Snivy, save for his first sig/avatar. These Snivy differ from each other in personality.
- His first avatar Snivy was a male Snivy living in county Nottinghamshire, England, UK, on a large estate, complete with a torture chamber. This Snivy acted very snobby and very cruel, sending people to his torture chambers for fun. He even took over Yoshit's account in 2010. He has since, however, retired to his estate.
- His second avatar Snivy is a female Snivy living in county Essex, England, UK, as the Duchess of Essex. While snobby, she is not as snobby as the former, nor as cruel. She likes shopping in London, manicures, pedicures, colonics, and Stilton cheese. She used to be mean, though recently, she has become nicer. She took over Yoshit's account in 2012, only for Yoshit to take back his account and force her back as his avatar, with threats of "cat-o' nine tails" vine whips. She was replaced in 2012 by a royal Snivy living in Buckingham Palace with an unknown title.
- His third avatar Snivy [now Serperior] is a female Serperior of royal blood whose blood line extends back to Britonnic times, prior to the Anglo-Saxons and Normans. Her egg was laid on expensive high thread count cotton sheets, and hatched on same sheets. She is known mostly for demanding that she be respected, and has a narcisistic tendency to summon her guard to remove individuals from her court. She also looks down upon most commoners, especially "Pokemon in dirt", or Pokemon that are either wild or belong to trainers. She is, however, friends with educated Pokemon of world leaders that also speak human languages. When enraged, she will switch to a Cockney accent and will fight back on her own with a lot of power. Her favourite dish is macaroni and cheese, which her staff makes for her almost daily.
- His signature Snivy is a male Snivy in the United States Navy, that is also a sailor. He originally hatched in Yorkshire, England, but emigrated to Pennsylvania while young. Like Popeye, he tends to be physically strong, and he also has a pirate accent, while also making constant references to the sea and the ship. However, he is sometimes found drunk on rum, occasionally trying to fight while drunk, and also claims that Neptune was his father. His 2nd avatar dislikes him for making her wear a maid outfit.
Snivy Gallery
Snivy on an NES. Made within the real NES colour palette. He would like to note that on a real NES, it would be 2 sprites.
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Snivy on a Macintosh.
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Yoshit (Tsutarja) on Halloween.
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Snivy, hand-drawn by Yoshit himself.
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Guess which one of these three are off.
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Chief Petty Officer Snivy disciplines all of the avatars after one fails a profile inspection.
Snivy Game and Watch.
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His former avatar. Snivy is stubborn over having been replaced as his avatar with a Snivy in a maid outfit.
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Another former avatar. Snivy is not amused about wearing a maid outfit.
See Also
Yoshit's former sig. Again, made on his Macintosh.
Yoshit's current sig. Of course made on his Macintosh.
Yoshit (Tsutarja/Lady Snivy of Essex)'s Halloween sig. Originally used in 2010, but reused in 2012.
Yoshit's Thanksgiving sig.
Yoshit's Christmas sig.
New Year's sig.
Current sig, relecting his status as a US Navy sailor.
