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Star Wars
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, and ruined forever in 1997.
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Characters
- Luke Skywalker
- Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- C-3PO
- R2-D2
- Chancellor Palpatine/The Emperor/Darth Sidious
- Princess Leia
- Lando Calrissian
- Han Solo
- Chewbacca
- General Grievous
- Darth Maul
- Qui-Gon Jinn
YogaYoda- Admiral Ackbar (IT'S A TRAP!)
Pizza the HuttJabba the Hutt- Jar-Jar Binks
The Movies & Their Plot
Warning: Spoilers ahead. You don't need to read this article. This is not the info you are looking for.
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a retard and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become Darth Vader. Qui-Gon dies, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin.
- This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, Jar-Jar Binks.
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Too shitty, and can be skipped with no continuity problems, so moving on...
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Anakin finally becomes Darth Vader, and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost dies, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.
Episode IV: A New Hope
A farm boy, Luke Skywalker, finds these droids, saves Princess Leia, and blows-up the Death Star. Also, Obi-Wan is killed by Darth Vader.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
The Empire finds the Rebel Base on Hoth and captures it, though Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia escape. Luke goes to train with Yoda, and they all eventually end-up in a city in the clouds, where they are betrayed. Meanwhile, Luke and Vader fight, and Vader wins. Vader then tells Luke that he is his father, and Luke tries to commit suicide. Also, Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Meanwhile, Lando blows-up the second Death Star. They then celebrate greatly.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
You cannot prove that this film exists.
Usage in Youtube Poop
- Avojaifnot and LightningLuigi both used the movies as a source.
- Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops.
- Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon.
Trivia
- Was never expected to be a huge hit in 1977, much less spawn a whole franchise and change the face of film. As it turned out, everybody was dead wrong.
- George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet.
- In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed.
- George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
- Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as bad as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
- Speaking of episode III, Revenge of the Sith is widely considered the best of the Prequel Trilogy.
- The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is The Empire Strikes Back, which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series.
- They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
- It holds the record for most movie merchandise in history.
- It also has several cartoons.
- As well as multiple disco remixes of its music, all from Meco.
- Apparently, according to some weird people, you have to hate some things in order to become a true fan of Star Wars.
- There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the NES' The Empire Strikes Back game, SNES' Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from the 1980s, which used colour 3D vector graphics.
- Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, formerly known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like Maniac Mansion, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and the Tales of Monkey Island.
- They also released a Star Wars Christmas Special. Yep, it was bad. So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his personal shame in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like Howard the Duck and Jar-Jar Binks.
- It is the source of 2 internet memes: the "IT'S A TRAP!" meme, as well as the "DO NOT WANT!" meme.
- Both Family Guy and Robot Chicken have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies.
- Not to be confused with Star Trek, or Spaceballs.
- May the force be with you.
