Nostalgia Critic

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In brief

The Nostalgia Critic is a movie reviewer who reviews old media from the 80's/90's. He is kinda like James Rolfe, only more angry. In fact, a few months ago, he challenged the Nerd to review one horrible nostalgic movie. In return, he'd have to review a shitty game. He chose Bebe's Kids, and AVGN chose Ricky 1. Recently, he was shot in the head on accident by one of his friends, only to be resurrected by Optimus Prime, the Jesus Christ of all cartoon characters. The guy who plays the Nostalgia Critic is named Douglas Walker, but he prefers to be called ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Under this alias, he has made videos called Bum Reviews and Ask ThatGuy, the fomer of which he dresses up as a hobo named Chester A. Bum and the latter where he dresses up all fancy like.

Quotes

• "Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to."
• "A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!"
• "Ahem... RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!"
• "DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!"
• "♫GEEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!♫"
• "*WUH-WUH-WUH WHOOOOAAAAA*"
• "Oh for crying out loud, how could a movie make me cry over something that died eons ago?....LIKE THIS!!! (weeps)"
• "'EEEEEY! WOULDJA LIKE TO PLAY SOME POKE'MON?"
• "Fighting is...Wrong!"
• "CAWWIFORNYA."
• "Nintendo: It makes you gay!"
• "Now them Duke boys had better plug in their Game Genie or look up some cheat codes, cuz there ain't no way they're getting out of this with all their lives!"
• "Yes, but will it bring back Becky?! WILL IT BRING BACK BECKY?!"
• "Look! It's Robyn's father Indiana Jones!"
• "No Pikachu, No!"
• "Stop hitting yourself. STOP HITTING YOURSELF."

Talk about self abuse.

• "You think you're about to achieve enlightenment. The pearly gates are opening up, and all the secrets of the universe are about to be revealed... BUT NO!!! ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IS *DUCK TALES, WOO-HOO!!!*"
• "WHY DOES BUGS BUNNY KNOW WHAT A JOINT IS? IF BUGS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT A JOINT IS, THAT MEANS HE KNOWS WHAT DRUGS ARE. IF BUGS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT DRUGS ARE, THAT MEANS THE REST OF THE LOONEY TUNES KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE. IF THE REST OF THE LOONEY TUNES KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE, THEN THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN TOO GOD DAMN MUCH!"
• "Now you're playing with pedophilia."
• "DUCK-TITS, WOO-HOO!!!"
• "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!"
• "Scuse?"
• "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to burn down an orphanage on puppy farm! MWAHAHAHAH!"
• "Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess."
• "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm must be off on my never-ending search for Potland."
• "Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!"
• "Hello? My pizza's gonna be late? Damn You!"
• "Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment!!!!!"
• "Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't Blue's Clues."
• "Ahem... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
• ".......HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!!!"
• "Good God, how much porno does this guy have?!"
• "I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I'm gonna go kill myself."
• "Aha, I'm going to waste all their minutes! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
• "Wow! They turned me into a cwappy bwuescween effect!"

Trivia

• He considers the Angry Video Game Nerd to be The Irate Gamer of his genius.
• His worst movie that ever saw & will see was The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
• His favorite movie of all time is Brazil (No, not the country Brazil, the Terry Gilliam movie.)
• His website also features other people such as ThatDudeInTheSuede (who's a New Zealand college student who started off as a ripoff of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses {Which he meant the Nostalgia Critic}), former Youtuber SpoonyOne, the French dude named Benzaie (who reviews video games you might don't know that are still pretty damn sweet, as well as some other stuff like that), ThatAussieGuy (Who's obviously from Australia, which means he has no color whatsoevar), TheDudette (Who won the Nostalgia Chick award in which she became the female version of the Nostalgic Critic), ThatChickWithTheGoggles (Who competed for the Nostalgia Chick award), MarzGurl (Who, like ThatChickWithTheGoggles, competed to become the Nostalgic Chick), PBC Productions' Little Miss Gamer, The Sage (Who does video gaming stuff and epic fanfic readings), Linkara (who reviews comic books and everything wrong about them), Press Start (which involves flash animations that we can see on Newgrounds & Youtube), Phelous (who reviews obscure movies and the Mortal Komedy skits {Which are parodies of the Mortal Kombat games}), and most recently; Lee from Still Gaming, AngryJoe's AngryJoeShow, hopewithinchaos/Sean Fausz's Epic Fail videos (in which he shows 5 random acts of pure failure), Paw's Full Circle (in which he reviews the music that he's listened to over the years), former Screwattack employee Handsome Tom from GameHeroes, Y Ruler of Time's Read Right to Left, and Team Four Star's Dragonball Z Abriged series.
• He didn't want to review Pokemon: The First Movie because he not only didn't want to review this movie because he simply didn't want to, he also couldn't follow the Pokemon series because he grew out of watching kids cartoons when Pokemon first came about.
• He was honored to be the asshole that Drew Struzan knew of about normal, non-radio interviews of.
• He tends to have wild mood swings.
• Was once attacked by a teddy bear because he said that that specific bear was really creppy.
• He once shaved his infamous beard off because he betted that John McCain would be the 44th President of the U.S.A., and he lost. (The strange thing about that is both ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and Chester A. Bum also shaved their beards off at the same time. (Though ThatGuyWithTheGlasses did it because he didn't post the winner of his contest that he had, while Chester A. Bum did it because he wanted to belong because he saw everyone else do it.))
• Once brought over complete strangers to his house because there was a sexy bitch fight in a shitty movie called Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
• In that same movie that I said earlier, he made a joke that bashed The Angry Video Game Nerd even though the battle was already over.
• Temporarily Swapped Bodies with the Angry Video Game Nerd when a possessed Jeri Katou caused a giant rift in the space continium, though how the damage was undone has yet to be made publicly know
• He made a video parody of The Lion King on this website at www.rifftrax.com.
• He Died a shitload of motherfucking times.
• Once, he got his head back to normal from two head changes and a head explosion ALL ON THE SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!
• He discovered that his childhood was ruined when he found out that women have nipples when he saw Fantasia.
• His computer was infected by The Devil Himself who made audio from Ghostbusters appear mysteriously in his computer.
• He's now going to search for the amazing land of Potland, where you can legally smoke weed whenever you want to and you can be able to come up with very amazing ideas.
• Is becoming a mainstream bitch due to the fact that he was in a PBS commercial.
• Whenever someone reminds him of Doug, he must murder someone.
• When this year's Christmas came and went, he got a Nintendo Wii, two compatible controllers (one being a Nintendo Gamecube controller and the other being an extra Nintendo Wii remote with no extra nunchuk thingie), Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and he didn't get the icing of that great cake with Mario Kart Wii. As a consequence with this, he reviewed a shitty movie called Jingle All The Way and afterwards wen't up to the North Pole and Santa Claus.
• In his childhood, he was tortured because he reminded everyone of Doug Funny from Doug. If he remembers it at all, he usually kills one person because of it.
• During the beginning of his review of FernGully: The Last Rainforest, he got interrupted by the Nostalgia Chick because she wanted to make fun of this movie. When she momentarily got into the Nostalgia Critic's room, they both fought to the death before they agreed to work together on this one and then continue their fight to the death.
• Also in the FernGully: The Last Rainforest review, the Nostalgia Critic learned two things from this movie. The first thing was that Australia had a rainforest that had white people in it. The second and most important one was when he saw A Big Lipped Alligator Moment (A Big Lipped Alligator Moment)... in the movie when he learned that there's a random scene that happens in a movie that's really over the top and no one speaks of that random scene ever again.
• He once reviewed a movie called The Good Son without his own lovely voice occupying him. Infact, the only time he ever spoke in this review was at the very end where he tried to sum up this movie with just one vocal chord.
• Also, in that same review, he felt that his childhood died when he saw the Home Alone kid say "Don't fuck with me". When he would last see his childhood, he would wave good-bye to it in a sad way.
• Is known for hating the Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, yet loving SatAM.
• Whenever he mentions the word "elephant" and not "elephants", the Burger King himself appears as is he were motherfucking Jesus Christ himself.
• He doesn't understand what a furry is, nor does he want to know about it.
• He won a contest at www.rifftrax.com for his Lion King video.
• Both the AVGN & the Nostalgia Critic have trading cards where they have to fight one another to defeat themselves. You know, like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Magic: The Gathering.
• On April Fools Day of 2009, he, Chester A. Bum, and Ask ThatGuyWithTheGlasses changed places, in which the Nostalgia Critic went into ThatGuyWithTheGlasses' house and it became Ask the Nostalgia Critic instead, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses went into wherever the hell Chester A. Bum lives to do his own reviews as Bum Reviews, and Chester A. Bum went into the Nostalgia Critic's house to review movies in the form of the Nostalgia Critic, but in his own way.
• Hates himself for mentioning bad aftermaths towards certain things in Superman films, such as seeing Cristopher Reeve before his tragic accident, Margaret Kitter before she went mentally insane, and the World Trade Center.
• Also, it was revealed on that day that he knows how to take over the world, but he doesn't want you knowing about it, so bye-bye.

His website

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