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NS2

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


NS2

In brief

From out of nowhere, a man appears, a man who believes he could be one of the poopers. He didn't believe he could be a good one, but experimenting taught him the truth. NS2 entered the world of YTP as Solid Snake, and for most of the time, that was what he was.

History

NS2 was first aware of YouTube Poop in early October 2007, upon hearing his friends discussing it during school. Becoming curious, he checked it out a week later. He discovered it, and instantly thought it was the most amazing thing he had ever seen. What he saw was a video by WalrusGuy.

He began pooping himself about 2 weeks later, debuting with a obnoxious CD-i poop. He didn't use CD-i as much in the poops that succeeded it, which mainly focused on Super Smash Bros. Brawl and other assorted crap. He stopped using CD-i completely when he joined the YouChewPoop Forums in January 2008, when his focus became mainly video games and occasionally anime, where he currently succeeds. He became a moderator of the forum in April 2008, and is currently a very active pooper.

Missions with the ILS

NS2 is a trusted member of THE INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD team, and he is known to be a skilled assassin, killing without remorse. RabbitSnore has been known to call him "a real bastard" with affection, for his apparent lack of empathy during combat operations. He has served as a spotter for RabbitSnore, as well as a backup intel officer alongside Crash2991.

After the fall of the Hussein regime in Iraq, NS2 was sent on a mission for the ILS, to infiltrate an Iraqi palace and recover three stolen anime DVDs. During this mission, he encountered clones of Thereisnospork303 and TheHappyFungus. Using eight pounds of C4 explosive and a toothbrush, he managed to defeat the clones, whom he later discovered to be leftovers from a biological super solider experiment.

Returning the three DVDs to Crash2991, NS2 received the title of "Awesome Guy" from the owner of a small ice cream shop in north Iowa. A short-lived peace followed thereafter, during which NS2 practiced his renowned art of killing a man with a toothpick before he can scream. Soon enough however, Nuthead pissed in a stranger's coffee one morning (that is to say, he literally urinated in a man's coffee), and a war had broken out, giving NS2 the opportunity to increase his already impressive kill record.

NS2 is known to be able to eat nails and shit screws half an hour later. That's how badass his digestive tract is.

He was rumored to have lost his right eye to Rakninja in a petty squabble over the last can of Sprite in the ILS base, but this rumor was debunked, since NS2 has two eyes.

He also has an obsession with Emperor Ing, a fact that has nothing to do with this article.

First poop seen

The Only Mama Luigi Poop Anyone Has Ever Made by WalrusGuy

First poop made

Crap, Not Poop

O_vuqJEIfgI|250}} NS2's first Youtube Poop.

Style

Mostly stuttering and characters talking to each other.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Stutter Loop
  • Vanilla Loop
  • CQC

Preferred Tech

  • Windows Movie Maker (Vista version)
  • A bandanna with the Kanji for "infinity" sewn into it

Dislikes

Reception

  • A well-received WMM pooper.

Criticism

  • Some noobs think he uses repetition too much, but it's the only thing he is willing to do in WMM.

Achievements

  • Regarded as one of the best Windows Movie Maker poopers ever.
  • Anime Poop Collab in April 2008
  • "World's Greatest Sound Effect", which spawned 7 responses
  • Tennis Cup Finals with Ishkibibl

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

Fans

Other Information

Poop Listing

http://pooparchive.com/wiki/index.php/NS2/Poop_Listing

Tennis Matches

Trivia

  • Deepercutt once thought he was the real Solid Snake.
  • Got into YouTube Poop at the same exact time he got into animes.
  • Started posting ROBESPIERRE on the forums, eventually leading other people to do the same.
  • Created the original SONICNERD23 thread.
  • Seemed to have helped spread awareness of Ratchet & Clank on the forums.
  • A member of INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD.
  • Played his first tennis match with Temeku (MTB710), before he got really popular. It was also the first match MTB played.

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