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PENIS
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse)
- Penish (invented by Robotnik)
- Pingas (invented by Robotnik)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big red one (invented by Zippy)
People with Penis
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
- Captain Falcon (Has the largest penis in existence)
- Bill O'Reilly (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
- Jesus (Especially Black Jesus)
- Dio Brando (he even says it feels good)
- Rik Mayall (Though, it is practically microscopic)
- Robotnik
- Temeku
- Shockwave
- Daniel J D'Arby
- Stegblob
- Tabull89
- Toadomos
- Mario
- Wizkid837
- Conrad Slater
- Asterix
- MrSimon
- Froggo
- Dan hibiki
- Bart Simpson
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Ron Jeremy
- You
- Buga (incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
- MelvanaInChains
- Regular Luigi
- ShreddaX
- Ken
- Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for a Penis as he is imortal and doesnt need to reproduce)
- Scorpion
- Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer
- Conker
- John Milford Barrick III
- Q
- YTwatchdog (refers to it as a "peen")
- Doctor Who (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
- Wiul (Though Galiteah Stelepa said to him, "The only thing smaller than your heart is your penis")
- Kenshiro
- Shin
- Raoh
- Jagi
- Rugal Bernstein
- Ataru Moroboshi
- Tommy Turnbull
- SpongeBob
- mariomarioecw
- Haruhi (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
- Every member of the Beatles
- Sora
- Jafar
- Uctions (HUH?!)
- Drew Pickles (the complete opposite of Buga)
- All Team Fortress 2 characters (Pyro is still debated thoug)
- Scrander
- Gaming God
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Manny Rivera
- NOT CalTrans
- Hulk Hogan
- Violent J (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the hugest one ever seen}
