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Smbmaster9
Real Name: It's a secret to everypony
Sex: Male
Country: Equestria
First Poop: Lou Albano does the Mario Before Eating His Dinner.wmv
Year Started: 2010
Preferred Sources: ANY-FREAKING-THING, but MLP FiM is his favorite
Preferred Methods: Stuttering, ear rape, masking, sphere and swirl effects
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 8 (Once used Vegas 10 and WMM, but Vegas 10 is stupid and we all know about WMM)
YouTube Account: smbmaster9
Alternate YouTube Account: smbmaster9ALT
In Brief
Smbmaster9 is a "Brony pooper" whose aim is to make people laugh and to get better with each video he makes.
History
Smbmaster9 created his account way back in 2007-2008. His account was basically dead, save for him liking videos and adding the occasional video to his favorites, for the first two years. Then came the glorious late '09 and Smbmaster rose from his grave, liking and favoriting videos left, right and center. What were these videos that brought this kid from the grave? Poops. Eeyup, a bunch of videos called poops.
Smbmaster9 discovered poop by accident (or probably like everyone else) while browsing retarded videos on youtube. His first poop he ever saw was by a some guy named QuibbyJibby Poop is a funny word so he watched one of his videos. Smbmaster9 is easily amused and was impressed both with the sentence mixing and how horribly funny the CD-i was and still is. He made his first poop a few weeks later using the credits from The Super Mario Bros Super Show, and went on to make a sentence-mix King Harkinian poop later. After this, Smbmaster9 went dormant for nearly a year, but then came back armed with Sony Vegas.
Smbmaster9's style nowadays is a mixture of Timoteilsd (as many people have said in his comments) and Imaperson, with lotsa visual and ear rape. He's struggled in the past to find good jokes/references/whatever in his poops and has borrowed and slightly changed jokes from other poops to try and get inspiration (most easily recognizable in his first pony poops, in which he was still learning how to use Vegas). Nowadays, his poops are getting more original, more fast-paced, and much better.
First Poop Seen
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First Poop Made Using Vegas
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Latest Poop (7/6/13)
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Inspirations
Smbmaster9 grew to dislike Spadinner greatly after seeing CommanderGwonam's videos (but oddly still enjoys Quibbyjibby's videos). To this day, Comgwo is one of Smbmaster's favorite poopers. Other inspirational poopers are TheCaledioScope, Timoteilsd, MasterOfZoroark, Chemistryguy, Avojaifnot, and SporeDotCam.
Preferred Methods
- Ear Rape
- Masking
- Brain Rape
- Random junk flying back and forth
- Sentence Mixing (AND HE'S BAD AT IT OOLLO)
- Random Text that appears for a microsecond and disappears
- Pony spam
- Stuttering
- Using audio effects such as Vibrato and pitch shifting
- Making sauce
- Exploiting the head of one of his real life friends
- Using really loud techno/trance music
Preferred Software
- Sony Vegas 8.0
- Audacity
More Information
Likes
- You-tube Poop
- Sony Vegas 8.0
- Ear rape
- Rave music
- Mario
- Luigi
- King Harkinian
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Dinner
- Rainbow Dash
- Applejack
- Game Design
- Alphazone
Dislikes
- Spadinner
- Profanity (He'll watch videos with them, but tunes them out and doesn't sentence mix words to any of those)
- Arrogant people
- People starting retarded arguments (such as console wars and stupid unrelated stuff like that) in his videos' comments
- People who act like having more subscribers makes them better than everyone else
- People giving stupid/offensive and/or unhelpful answers to serious questions
- People who can't spell like a mature individual during a serious conversation
- Drugs
- People who think that poopers take the previously listed item to make their videos. He thinks it's idiotic for people to make such statements without any backbone to them.
- Bronies who spam MLP:FiM all over the freaking place as though the universe's existence depends on it (Despite this, he still spams ponies in his poops, though he doesn't normally behave that way and it's mainly for laughs. Plus he enjoys the occasional hate comment he receives whenever a wannabe troll watches his videos and finds candy-colored horses.)
Criticism
- Some people think he uses the rave sequences in his videos too much
- He spams ponies all over his videos, which get on some peoples' nerves
- Re-using some jokes in his old videos
Achievements
- 450+ subscribers as of 6/5/2012
- Some big-time (and some of his favorite poopers) such as MasterOfZoroark, chemistryguy, SporeDotCam, and Captpan) have subscribed to him
- Made it into KevinTAckerman's Youtube Poop Top Ten Monthly Moments (As of June 30th, 2012)
Subscribers that made Smbmaster9 feel good when they subscribed to him
Trivia
- He may be a fast-paced pooper and seem very social online, but he's extremely shy in person and making eye contact with him makes him very uncomfortable
- Spams Rainbow Dash and Applejack the most in his poops
- Rapes the stuttering effect TO THE MAX
- Ever since becoming a brony, smbmaster9 has decided that on the same day of each year he'll make a MLP FiM ytp as a type of celebration
- His poop, Steve And Blue Visit Ponyville, is by far his most viewed video, and most popular one. He disabled likes for it shortly after uploading. He says he did it because he was still a new pooper at the time and he didn't want people to ignore his poops because they may have had two likes and a dislike (which would've made the dislike bar look much bigger), and because someone was disliking some of his older videos using multiple accounts. (Spoiler: Smbmaster9, while pleased that this video has gotten so popular, was initially a bit unsatisfied with it because it wasn't fast-paced enough.)
- His favorite quotes in the world of YTP are LOTSA SPAGHETTI1!!!1!, with DINNER and MAH BOI both tying for second. He especially loves TimoteiLSD's dubs of the intro cutscenes for Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil, despite that frequent usage of profanity.