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Zero Wing
Real Name: Ian
Sex: GENDERLESS
First Poop: Brian Crecente's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Year Started: 2008
Preferred Sources: Any and every anime
Preferred Methods: Virus, buzzing, earrape
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas Pro 12
YouTube Account: CriticalAklaim
Alternate YouTube Account: OMFAK
In Brief
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The Early Years
Back in December of 2006, I went on Youtube browsing videos, and I saw a video called "Garfield Episode Gone Random" (now removed). It was basically a "YouTube Poop" of a Garfield episode edited in Windows Movie Maker. However, I didn't realize it was an actual YTP when until I saw a bunch of other YouTube poops edited with WMM and programs such as Sony Vegas were only accessible to a small handful of poopers. The first "actual" poop I ever saw, was titled, Misty Has a Seizure by Madpilot86, which I saw in March of 2008. Once I saw it, I got hooked, and sooner or later I started watching poops from guys like Combuskenisawesome, Deepercutt, KroboProductions, theHappyFungus, WalrusGuy, Stegblob, toadomos, and many others. I then made my first YouTube account which I used to originally watch 18+ videos called MayHaruka05, and downloaded a trial version of Sony Vegas Movie Studio 8 on my mom's slow-as-molasses desktop. I made a bunch of poops but (un)fortunately they never saw the light of day. However, the day where I finally got the chance to upload a successful video came, and then I uploaded "Brian Crecente's Sexy Suspender Striptease".
The Age of the Fungi
Unfortunately, one month after I uploaded my first poop, my parents fount out about my account, and forced me to delete it. Then, on June 18, 2008, I made a new account called AnguFungi, which I then uploaded another YTP called "YouTube Poop: The Death of Togepi- Part 1". However, I didn't get right down into the pooping business until I finally got a new laptop for Christmas and also a copy of Sony Vegas Movie Studio Platinum 9.0. I then made some videos but had little reception, most of them not even being YouTube poops at all. Then in 2009, I saw a video made by TheChutley which was a round 1 of a multi-way tennis with MycroProcessor which he also used as a tennis round with four additional people. I took this opportunity for my chance to shine by making a Round 2. Then, my first tennis match was completed, with my popularity growing from poopers such as MorfGworfmim, rapskallionxyz, and many others subscribing to me.
Dawn of a New Beginning
Unfortunately, in November of 2009, I announced a video about my retirement, eventually making me stop YTPing in February of 2010. In July of 2011, I closed AnguFungi after over a year of inactivity. I regret closing it to this day. However, two years later, I got a new Asus laptop, got Sony Vegas Pro 8, and suddenly, ZeroWingGrifter was born. BUT HE DIED AGAIN. STOP CLOSING UR ACOUNTS DAMMIT okay hes back lol wow
First Poop Seen
Garfield episode gone random (removed).
First ACTUAL Poop Seen
First Poop Made
Brian Crecente's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Style
- fast paced rape
- tennis
Preferred Sources
- Anything and everything. You name it, I'll do it. (my style pretty much can go with just about everything)
Preferred Methods
Preferred Tech
Main Weapon
- Sony Vegas Pro 8 + NewBlueFX
other stuff i rarely touch
- After Effects CS6
- VisualJockey Gold SP1
- Avidemux 2.56
- CrazyTalk 6.21 Pro
Likes
- LUCKY STAR
- ambient/avantgarde style videos (madame chao, josh studham) and music (think dark atmospheric trance)
- aphex twin
- ventrillo harassment
- pretty much anime in general
- crystal castles
- luke vibert
- psychological horror
- beaches
- computer/videogame glitches
- nintendo
Dislikes
- Videos with barely any editing (not just YTPs)
- Anything made by EA and BioWare
- Youtubers with a bunch of subscribers and no real talent.
- People who constantly act like dicks
- Getting distracted from his work.
- English and writing classes
Reception
- ugh
Criticism
- ew no everyone hates me wow
Achievements
- too lazy to achieve anything really
Associates
In Real Life
- everyone died so yeah...
Online
- Thatcomputerperson
- CreepahWeegie
- HaHaHound
- LinkOnDrugs
- RAVAGE656
- ProfesserCheeseBall
- SporeDotCam
- ArsenioGut
- HollowTheGuy
- AustRock9080
- Derek Graf
- ThatsWhatUCallClass
- nonsensd
- Superkoffee
- MountainDewMaNN
- rapskallionxyz
- TheRaz0rEdge
- JabberCash
- Mestre3224
- pelz16
- CedetPurpleApple007
- uwilmod
- Peskeh
- TheCaledioScope
- ilovemadnesscombat
- ExpensiveDiscount
- Bloodis
- sanemurzu
- AwfulFawfultheFalafe
- Iamoutofideas1
- Sandovart
- BottleOfPlastic
Influences
- SporeDotCam
- Therazoredge
- MycroProcessor
- theHappyFungus
- Radock
- Chrisgendo
- Imaperson
- giganticproblem666
- TheKooperPooper
- RevFirst
- avojaifnot
- Thatcomputerperson
- PresidentOfJelybeans
- guysafari
- CommanderGwonam
- JabberCash
- Orpheusftw
- Danielradcliffe777
and the list keeps going and going...
Fans
Trivia
- nothing interesting