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Morshu's Dinner Palace

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History

Morshu opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting over 9,000 customers. Business boomed in the 1970's, reaching it's peak during the disco craze in 1977. Buisness was slow in the '80s. Computers were the next big craze but Morshu refused to modernize because he feared a computer/robot uprising. He sold the Dinner Palace to Rick Astley in 1985 for 200,000 rupees and 50 cans of lamp oil. The Restaurant was renamed "Rick's Rolls" but closed down 3 years later when Rick made his one hit wonder. Many forgot Morshu's Dinner Palace, often confusing it with King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace until 1989, when it was destroyed.

Famous Customers

Destruction

In 1989, after being abandoned for 2 years, the building was blown-up by Wolf O'Donnell, just for the sake of destruction. The '60s-era building was completely demolished. Wolf would later be arrested by the Philadelphia Police Dept. for arson and destruction of private property. Today, the site that the Dinner Palace once stood on is now the Soldier's farm. Where King Harkinian used to eat dinner is now where cows take a shit. Gwonam's Pizzeria is also located there, though King Harkinian hates the place he tends to go there anyway and reminisce the good old days.