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Scrub
Scrub is the action to rub a sponge over the entire area of something. It is the ultimate form of torture, aside from watch a terrible poop. King Harkinian owns the word "Scrub" as he told Duke Onkled to scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Many people have been scrubbed, but only few have enjoyed it. A Scrubber is a person who is a master at scrubbing.
How to Scrub
There are multple methods, but the most popular are:
- To pick up a sponge and get scrubbing.
- To pick up a friend (here we will use Link), dip Link's head in a bucket, and then rub Link's face in the floor/person/convicted criminal.
- To take off all clothing and scrub the victim with a sponge (sometimes soaked in cum) and get sexual with the victim. (This method should be used with a person in a dark room, as getting it on with a floor would be creepy.)
People who are Scrubbers
- Duke Onkled
- King Harkinian
- Link
- God Luigi and God Rabbit (they do what they want)
- All toasters
- Anyone who is handy with a sponge (if you know what I mean)
- You don't have to know what I mean.
People who have been Scrubbed
Scrubbing isn't always fatal, and some people have enjoyed the feeling of a sponge being everywhere on their body. This list is for all victims of Scrubbing.
- Mama Luigi
- Ganon
- Yoshkins
- Gay Luigi (was scrubbed by Link and enjoyed it 100%)
- Fat Mario
- Bowser
- The Princess
- All the floors in Hyrule
- Link (That's right. Scrubbers can be Scrubbed as well!)
- Me
- You
- Retard Luigi
- Robotnik
The Great Gang of Scrubbers
At one point in history, a massive group of all the CD-i people (cutting out the Hotel Mario gang) went out and tried to scrub every non-CD-i Youtube Poop character. This dreadful group has been trying to get Fat Mario and Gay Luigi to join them, but they later betrayed the group when it mattered. They have also been recruiting others. This has resulted in scrubbing for each Hotel Mario character. They have already cornered Mama Luigi in a small house on a rainy day and scrubbed him half-to-death. This video can be viewed below. It is unknown who their next victim will be, but news has said that it will be George Volcano.
