Bad

Bad is just bad. It's as simple as that. Except for in the '80s.

Things That Are Bad

Ironically, Bad, the Michael Jackson album, is very good, although it's not the best.

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What's also ironic is that it's parody album by "Weird Al" Yankovic is indeed badder than Michael Jackson's Bad, but Even Worse is still good. Yeah, it's crazy, I know.

• Drugs
• Drinking
• Smoking
• Hannah Montana
• The Jonas Brothers
• kinghomer45's porn.
• Skull Raft
• The Power Glove (It's so bad!)
• Blood on the Dance Floor (But not the Michael Jackson song. That song is good.)
• Man Boobs
• Somebody touching you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable.
• Bad Medicine
• Twilight (But not the Twilight Princess, The Twilight Zone, or the pony Twilight Sparkle.)
• Crystal Pepsi
• New Coke
• High School Musical
• Adolf Hitler, and Nazis in general.
• Anti-Uctions
• NOT Coca-Cola Classic

Seeing this at any time is just bad luck...period.

• Good when you're playing Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3.
• Fred, especially when he's rapping.
• The Soviet Union
• Rocky 5 (It's a true travesty.)
• Any show created by the fags who created Total Drama Island.
• Michael Jackson's Bad (In name only, as the album is actually good.)
• 9/11
• Terrorism (Seriously, it has the word "terror" in it, which means that it's obviously bad.)
• The assassination of John F. Kennedy.
• Tiertex
• Youtube 2.0
• The Red Rooster Frenzy toy.
• Dead Images
• Images of death.
• Every Spongebob episode that's been released since the movie (and any that will be released in the future).
• Internet Explorer 4 (It's EVIIIILLL!!!)
• Viacom
• LJN
• Namco X Capcom's "Translation Patch"

These dudes are at least Bad enough to rescue the President.

People who have been Bad

• Oogtar has not been good. Infact, Oogtar been bad.
• Ganon
• Bowser
• Bowser Jr.
• Michael Jackson
• King Dedede
• The Decepticons
• Satan
• Grounder
• These people
• You, if you are a bad enough dude to rescue the President.