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==Effects== | ==Effects== | ||
| + | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]] | ||
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | ||
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | ||
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==How To Take Them== | ==How To Take Them== | ||
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | ||
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==How NOT To Take Them== | ==How NOT To Take Them== | ||
[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). | ||
| − | == People Who Like Magic Drugs == | + | ==People Who Like Magic Drugs== |
| + | [[Image:Lsd.gif|frame|right|This is what it's like if you take [[Magic Drugs]].]] | ||
*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
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*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
*[[The Fat Controller]] | *[[The Fat Controller]] | ||
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*[[Diesel]] | *[[Diesel]] | ||
*Barry Bonds (In injectable form.) | *Barry Bonds (In injectable form.) | ||
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*[[Freddy Krueger]] (Let's get high!) | *[[Freddy Krueger]] (Let's get high!) | ||
| − | == Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs == | + | ==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== |
| + | [[Image:13356.jpg|thumb|right|Even babies like the Magic Drugs!]] | ||
*[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.) | *[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.) | ||
*[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?) | *[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?) | ||
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==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
| − | [[Image: Cold One.PNG|thumb| Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] | + | [[Image:Cold One.PNG|thumb|100px|Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] |
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | ||
*Smokes | *Smokes | ||
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*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | *[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | ||
*Lysergic [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD) | *Lysergic [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD) | ||
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===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ||
| + | [[Image:Illusion.png|thumb|320px|left|Illusions are the alternative when you want to get high. It's like you're high, but without red and blue flashing lights behind you.]] | ||
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | *[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | ||
*[[BOOZE|Booze]] | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | ||
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | *[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]] | |
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Objects]] | [[Category:Objects]] | ||
Revision as of 12:39, 7 December 2010
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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.
Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
Effects
They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.
How To Take Them
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.
How NOT To Take Them
First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").
People Who Like Magic Drugs
This is what it's like if you take Magic Drugs.
- Scratch
- Sonic
- He-Man
- Ivan Drago (In injectable form.)
- Jimi Hendrix (specifically Lysergic Acid Diethylamide)
- Pongpong13
- Phoenix Wright
- M. Bison
- The Fat Controller
- Diesel
- Barry Bonds (In injectable form.)
- Dethklok
- Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown (Specifically, just cocaine.)
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers.
- Big Mouth (Without them, he can't see his friend, Roger Rabbit.)
- Gutsman's Ass
- Youtube
- Super Macho Man (Also in an injectable form.)
- Zant (In the form of Caffine Pills.)
- Wario (Also in an injectable form.)
- Grimmjow Jaggerjaques (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.)
- '60s Hippies
- Princess Daisy (Especially lysergic acid diethylamide)
- Tony Montana
- In fact, all '80s mobsters.
- Freddy Krueger (Let's get high!)
Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs
- pongpong13 (Hell, he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
- A27wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs
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- Grounder (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
- Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
- Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
- Mama Luigi
- Stone Luigi
- Gordon
- Emily
- Communists
- Nazis (Believe that since they're the ultimate race, they shan't do magic drugs.)
- Adolf Hitler (Believes that magic drugs are pointless.)
- The Police (By that, I mean the actual police, not the band Police.)
- Captain Lou Albano - He believed that they'll make you go to Hell before you die.
- Jesus Christ
- Hop
- Mr. T - I pity da foo who does drugs!
- Sonny Crockett
- Rico Tubbs
- Pinocchio
Variations
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
- Smokes
- Very Big Drug (VBD)
- Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
- Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
- Opium
- Marijuana
- Steroids
- Cocaine
- Crystal Meth
- Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Alchoholic-Type Beverages
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In the end, it'll be you who ends up losing a lot of pot.
