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'''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses.
  
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'''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]]).'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]]
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Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]]
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]]
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]]
  
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*High School Musical
 
*High School Musical
 
*[[Booze]]
 
*[[Booze]]
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*Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
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*Touching people in crowded rooms.
 
*Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals.
 
*Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals.
 
*Kidnapping children
 
*Kidnapping children
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*[[Falco Lombardi]]
 
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
 
*Happy endings on his favorite shows.
 
*Happy endings on his favorite shows.
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*[[Fuck]]ing [[you]] in the [[ass]].
 
 
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]].
 
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]].
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*Reading comic books and manga with Grounder.
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*Reading comic books with Grounder.
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*Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a [[retard]] and having Grounder being pissed off.
 
 
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
 
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
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*Making his hand transform into a [[sex]]y bitch.
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*Making his hand transform into a woman.
 
*Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
 
*Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
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*Trying to lick the balls on his chin.
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*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas.
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*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a [[Gay Luigi|gay transvestite]] when he has the outfit on.).
 
 
[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']]
 
[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']]
  
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*[[Knuckles]]
 
*[[Knuckles]]
 
*Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]].
 
*Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]].
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*[[Inuyasha]]
 
 
*Paper
 
*Paper
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*[[Jimmy]]
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*When Grounder forces him to whack off in a bush.
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*[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]] (but who doesn't?)
 
 
*Hotcakes
 
*Hotcakes
 
*Afterbirth
 
*Afterbirth
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===Quotes===
 
===Quotes===
 
[[Image:Fb254.jpg|thumb|Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on [[YouTube]].]]
 
[[Image:Fb254.jpg|thumb|Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on [[YouTube]].]]
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[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Also, here's Scratch while looking at [[you]]r ([[Yoshi|cute]]) tight (little) [[pussy]].]]
 
 
{{VidCaption|MqSptOiQhT0|Scratch finally defeated [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].}}
 
{{VidCaption|MqSptOiQhT0|Scratch finally defeated [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].}}
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*"Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
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*"Eehehe... try this, kid!"
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*"Dr. Robotnik loves my balls best!"
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*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!"
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*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" (When seeing someones [[pussy]]hole.)
 
 
*"You forgot to pull this one!"
 
*"You forgot to pull this one!"
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*"I wanna try this BOOZE"
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*"I wanna try this BOOZE!"
 
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
 
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
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*"Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
 
 
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
 
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
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*"Try Hhhhit"
 
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
 
*"I'm all wet!"
 
*"I'm all wet!"
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*"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]"
 
*"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]"
 
*"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
 
*"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
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*"May I please suck your [[penis|dick,]] your Lordship?"
 
 
*"Scratch squawking!"
 
*"Scratch squawking!"
 
*"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
 
*"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
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*"Want a chili dog?!"
 
*"Want a chili dog?!"
 
*"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
 
*"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
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*"I laughed, I cried, I went Poo-Poo!"
 
 
*"Goo goo poo-poo!"
 
*"Goo goo poo-poo!"
 
*"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[masturbating]]!!"
 
*"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[masturbating]]!!"

Revision as of 12:24, 10 May 2010

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Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses.

Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the Lifesaving Emergency Tijuana Society Scratch Himself Invented There.

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Scratch when he's drunk.

Likes

Scratch arguing with Grounder in comic book form.
  • Wearing a fake mustache.
  • Stegblob
  • Squidward
  • Laughing various retards and douchebags. (Minus Dr. Robotnik)
  • Wanting gay people to willingly rape him in the ass.
  • Grounder (Secretly)
  • Ophios
  • Wikiwow
  • pspimp
  • Falco Lombardi
  • Happy endings on his favorite shows.
  • The Tails doll that he got on his birthday from Grounder.
  • Reading comic books with Grounder.
  • Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
  • Making his hand transform into a woman.
  • Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
  • Wearing a Team Rocket cheerleading outfit on Christmas.
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Scratch once received a Tails doll from Grounder on his birthday. It was his best birthday ever!

Dislikes

Quotes

Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on YouTube.
{{#ev:youtube|MqSptOiQhT0|320}}Scratch finally defeated Sonic the Hedgehog.
  • "Eehehe... try this, kid!"
  • "It's so cute!"
  • "You forgot to pull this one!"
  • "I wanna try this BOOZE!"
  • "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
  • "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
  • "I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
  • "I'm all wet!"
  • "WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
  • "YES!!!"
  • "Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
  • "Scratch squawking!"
  • "Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
  • "Okay, little brother. You're gonna clean this rapid robot rendering machine!"
  • "Want a chili dog?!"
  • "Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
  • "Goo goo poo-poo!"
  • "D'oh! I'm masturbating!!"
  • "SAP!"
  • "I laughed, I cried, I sucked my dick!"
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