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| − | '''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]]).'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the '''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here. | + | '''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]]).'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]] |
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | ||
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*[[Fuck]]ing [[you]] in the [[ass]]. | *[[Fuck]]ing [[you]] in the [[ass]]. | ||
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]]. | *The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]]. | ||
| + | *Reading comic books with Grounder. | ||
*Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a [[retard]] and having Grounder being pissed off. | *Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a [[retard]] and having Grounder being pissed off. | ||
| − | *Stealing Robotnik's bike | + | *Stealing [[Robotnik]]'s bike in a similar fashion of [[Doc Louis]]. |
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin. | *Growing a pubic beard on his chin. | ||
*Making his hand transform into a [[sex]]y bitch. | *Making his hand transform into a [[sex]]y bitch. | ||
*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a [[Gay Luigi|gay transvestite]] when he has the outfit on.). | *Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a [[Gay Luigi|gay transvestite]] when he has the outfit on.). | ||
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[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']] | [[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']] | ||
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*"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[Masturbating]]!!" | *"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[Masturbating]]!!" | ||
*"SAP!" | *"SAP!" | ||
| + | *"I laughed, I cried, I [[Insane Clown Posse|sucked my dick!]]" | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 15:27, 2 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass (See: ScraBotnik). Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the Lifesaving Emergency Tijuana Society Scratch Himself Invented There.
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Scratch when he's drunk.
Likes
- Robotnik
- Penis (ya don't say?)
- Masturbating
- High School Musical
- Booze
- Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
- Chewing gum at funerals.
- Kidnapping Children
Scratch arguing with Grounder in comic book form.
- Wearing a fake mustache.
- Stegblob
- Squidward
- Laughing at 100% pure retards and douchebags. (Minus Dr. Robotnik)
- Wanting gay people to willingly rape him in the ass.
- Grounder (Secretly)
- Ophios
- Wikiwow
- pspimp
- Falco Lombardi
- Happy endings on his favorite shows.
- Fucking you in the ass.
- The Tails doll that he got on his birthday from Grounder.
- Reading comic books with Grounder.
- Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a retard and having Grounder being pissed off.
- Stealing Robotnik's bike in a similar fashion of Doc Louis.
- Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
- Making his hand transform into a sexy bitch.
- Wearing a Team Rocket cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a gay transvestite when he has the outfit on.).
Dislikes
- Himself
- Grounder
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Tails
- Knuckles
- Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for Sonic Underground & Sonic X.
- Inuyasha
- Paper
- Jimmy
- Timmy (but who doesn't?)
- Vicky
- Hotcakes
- Afterbirth
- The Nostalgia Critic actually killing Dr. Robotnik.
Quotes
- "Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
- "Dr. Robotnik loves my balls best!"
- "It's so cute!" (When seeing someones pussyhole.)
- "You forgot to pull this one!"
- "I wanna try this BOOZE"
- "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
- "Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
- "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
- "Try Hhhhit"
- "I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
- "I'm all wet!"
- "WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
- "YES!!!"
- "Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
- "May I please suck your dick, your Lordship?"
- "Scratch Squawking!"
- "Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
- "Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
- "I laughed, I cried, I went Poo-Poo!"
- "Poo-Poo!"
- "D'oh! I'm Masturbating!!"
- "SAP!"
- "I laughed, I cried, I sucked my dick!"
