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It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you fat bitch.

Ben Bailey does not like hentai.

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A very minor example of what happens in hentai.
An extreme example of what happens in hentai.
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Professor Utonium watches hentai.
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Being in a swimsuit/bikini isn't really hentai (or even ecchi for that matter), but most say otherwise.
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This is what some fangirls do with their favorite characters.
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The trolling Colonial laughs at you because you ended-up on a porn site.

Types of Hentai

  • Heterosexual - Man x woman.
  • Yaoi - Man x man (gay).
  • Yuri - Woman x woman (lesbian).
  • Lolicon - Contains sex involving young girls.
  • Shotacon - Contains sex involving young boys.
  • Ecchi - Nudity, but no sex. Basically a big tease.

Stereotypical Hentai Storylines

1) Guy has sex with one person

2) Guy has sex with another person

3) All three people meet up

4) Argue about who the Guy will love

5) All decide on an orgy

6) Orgy

7) Somebody is raped in an alleyway!

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8) Guy has sex with one more person

9) Things get really messy once the four meet up

10) Guy is full of angst and confusion on who to love forever

11) Three "victims" compete for Guy

12) Failed

13) All stop fighting and have an orgy

14) Orgy

15) Killed and or raped by a minotaur

16) Slips in a puddle of cum

17} Dimwitted girls go to a party and end up totally engulfed in a swarm of angry locusts

Rule 34

♫There is nothing fair in this world, baby. There is nothing safe in this world. And there's nothing sure in this world, and there's nothing pure in this world, and if there's something left in this world...♫ -Billy Idol

Rule 34 is the menace that states that if it exists, there is porn to it. No exceptions, except for God. It was later amended with Rule 35, which states that if porn of it does not yet exist, then porn of it will be made.

Unfortunately, this rule actually influenced a glut of porn of various things, ranging from Krystal and Renamon, to Tsutarja and Pokemon, to Franklin and other little kids' shows, and even the Magic School Bus and Knightrider.

A lot of this rule 34 porn even makes it to Encyclopedia Dramatica, where it is featured on various articles.

Poopers who like Hentai

Trivia

  • An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab (see above video ^). He, of course, was WRONG!
  • In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
    • And I do mean ANYTHING! *wink wink nudge nudge 'ULLO MATE*
  • It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
  • Lolicon and shotacon are both illegal in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
  • According to the Blue Spy, pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
  • Mario wants to star in a porno with Princess Peach.
  • Hentai is written as へんたい in hiragana, ヘンタイ in katakana and 変態 in kanji.
  • Apparently, Hentai is a shortened word for Hentai Seiyoku, which means "sexual perversion".
  • The Japanese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird", "perverted" in Japanese.
  • There could sometimes be someone who posts pictures of hentai on this Chewiki, so we here ask you to please make sure you don't post hentai-ish pictures here. The sooner you would get this info, the better this Chewiki would become.
  • There was a video game for the Playstation 2, Xbox, and the Nintendo Gamecube called BMX XXX. However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
  • The makers of Guilty Gear (Arc System Works) have been making endless remakes of Guilty Gear XX to prevent naming the next game Guilty Gear XXX. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in BlazBlue. Then again, considering what the women of Guilty Gear look like, they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to BMX XXX.
    • And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called Guilty Gear 2: Overture.
  • King Hippo has a pants size of "XXX Large." This may be hinting that he keeps porn in his pants.
  • Hentai, as shocking as it usually is, is commonly used for shock humour and childhood rape. Damn you, Rule 34 and the Internet, DAMN YOU TO HELL!
    • However, this is commonly criticised as going too far for just a couple of lulz.
What the fuck, dude

Poopers who do NOT like Hentai

People who proudly make BLOODY MATURE ARTS

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