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== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues== | == [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues== | ||
*Anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. The next season, that player bribed the GM of the Yoshi Eggs to draft him away from Jr's team. | *Anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. The next season, that player bribed the GM of the Yoshi Eggs to draft him away from Jr's team. | ||
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*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | ||
*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said "[[Sonic Sez|That's no good]]", and sued. | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said "[[Sonic Sez|That's no good]]", and sued. | ||
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*Was accused of causing the [[Morshu|Hindenberg]] disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time. | *Was accused of causing the [[Morshu|Hindenberg]] disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time. | ||
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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*[[Chad Warden]] | *[[Chad Warden]] | ||
*[[Rod Blagojevich|Governor Helmet Head]] (is just as retarded) | *[[Rod Blagojevich|Governor Helmet Head]] (is just as retarded) | ||
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*[[The Jonas Brothers]] | *[[The Jonas Brothers]] | ||
*[[Gay|Zac Effron]] | *[[Gay|Zac Effron]] | ||
*[[User:976 buy levitra|Hackers/Vandals]] | *[[User:976 buy levitra|Hackers/Vandals]] | ||
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*[[Anti-Uctions|Disco]] | *[[Anti-Uctions|Disco]] | ||
*[[Shit|Yugos]] | *[[Shit|Yugos]] | ||
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== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
*Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]] (especialy Wendy because she has a [[Yes|vagina]], and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas) | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]] (especialy Wendy because she has a [[Yes|vagina]], and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas) | ||
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
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*[[Boobs]] (They're his worst nightmare) | *[[Boobs]] (They're his worst nightmare) | ||
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times) | *[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times) | ||
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*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music) | *[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music) | ||
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]]) | *[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]]) | ||
*[[Rocky Balboa]] | *[[Rocky Balboa]] | ||
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*[[Good|the Edsel]] | *[[Good|the Edsel]] | ||
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== Disliked By== | == Disliked By== | ||
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*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3 | *Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3 | ||
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==First Seen== | ==First Seen== | ||
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== Death == | == Death == | ||
| − | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was st-up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the '80s]]. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. | + | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was st-up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the '80s]]. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. And the world rejoiced. |
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 03:04, 29 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child. He was a Democrat, and also had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.
Legal Issues
- Anally-raped one of his players, a Dry Bones, in the dugout after losing a Baseball game to the Yoshi Eggs. The next season, that player bribed the GM of the Yoshi Eggs to draft him away from Jr's team.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said "That's no good", and sued.
- Was accused of causing the Hindenberg disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time.
Likes
- Sexual harassment.
- Chad Warden
- Governor Helmet Head (is just as retarded)
- Barack Obama (because he's a democrat)
- The Jonas Brothers
- Zac Effron
- Hackers/Vandals
- Pepsi
- Disco
- Yugos
Dislikes
- Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry (especialy Wendy because she has a vagina, and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas)
- Rick Astley
- Boobs (They're his worst nightmare)
- Phoenix Wright (for sending him to prison several times)
- Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) (because Jr. hates good music)
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.) (because he was a symbol of Capitalism)
- Rocky Balboa
- Good taste
- the Edsel
Disliked By
- Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
First Seen
- Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.
Used in a Poop by
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was st-up to find him in the US. He committed suicide because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He died upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated 4 counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit. And the world rejoiced.
