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Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder (part of the secret formula, in fact). | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder (part of the secret formula, in fact). | ||
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| + | It is also used by the [[German]]s as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]] (which explains why it sucks). | ||
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[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
Revision as of 18:45, 10 August 2009
Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions suppository every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. Pepsi is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while Coke is made from an Uctions powder (part of the secret formula, in fact).
It is also used by the Germans as rennet for cheese (which explains why it sucks).
Major Sources
- Mama Luigi
- Bad Medicine
- You if you are evil.
- God Luigi
- God Rabbit
- AIDS
- The Pit/Hell
- Me if I am evil.
- Miscellanious evils from, well, whatever.
What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions
You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or become completely insane, or something like that.
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