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*[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] | *[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] | ||
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*Czar Ivan the Terrable | *Czar Ivan the Terrable | ||
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Revision as of 12:23, 16 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Bully
- He is a poseur
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
- Humping football players
- Raping the floor
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over
Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Kootie Pie having sex with Castonova Koopa, he is currently in therapy because of it.
Dislikes
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Lemmy
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- Jews
- Non-aryans
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
Liked By
Disliked By
- The Mario Brothers
- The Princess
- Cum (Kingdom)
- Julius Caesar
- John Lennon
- Santa Claus
- Charlie Chaplin
- Adam West
- GEICO Insurance Co.
- The money you could be saving with GEICO
- Czar Ivan the Terrable
- Mushroom Kingdom
- Bowser Jr
- Oogtard
- Every Member of The Beatles
- Verizon
- The Kool Aid Guy
- Tails
- Toad
- Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Iron Maiden
- Dethklok
- Metallica
- Everyone who's on or used to be on Psychocathic Records
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Esham The Unholy
- Project Born
- Twiztid
- The R.O.C.
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie
- Anybody Killa (ABK)
- Boondox
- Dark Lotus
- DJ Clay
- The Psychopathic Rydas
- Motown Rage
- System of A Down
- The Beach Boys
- Bono of U2
- Phil Collins
- Tyrannosaurus Alan
- George Volcano
- Jews
- Mama Luigi
- Stone Luigi
- Fat Mario
- Retard Luigi
- Wizardheimer
- Froggo
- Pakistanis
- Osama Bin Laden
- Borat
- George Bush
- Tricky Dick
- Yoshkins
- The Weather Channel
- Hilary Clinton
- Bill O'Reilly
- Sacramento
- CNN
- Surfers
- Old Man Winter
- Box Companies
- Houston, TX
- Obama
- Arnold Schwarzanagger
- Indians
- Canadians
- The French
- Germans
- The Czech Republic
- England
- The Clash
- Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
- Russians
- Street Performers
- State Farm Insurance
- Progressive
- ITT Tech
- Californians
- Grandmas all over the world (especially your grandma & my grandma).
- Freddy
- Richard
- Dan Hibiki
- The Communist Party of the Soviet Union
- Let's just say everyone and call it a day
Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of evesdroping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
