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| − | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal | + | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal AIDS]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls. |
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*[[Ash]], who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch. | *[[Ash]], who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch. | ||
*[[Ivan Drago]] - As a result of too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids.]] | *[[Ivan Drago]] - As a result of too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids.]] | ||
| − | *[[Super Macho Man]] - | + | *[[Super Macho Man]] - For the same reason as Drago. |
*[[The Purple Pervert]] - After attempting to rape [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | *[[The Purple Pervert]] - After attempting to rape [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | ||
*[[Vince Offer]] - They loved his nuts a bit ''too'' much, if [[you]] k[[no]]w what [[I]] mean. | *[[Vince Offer]] - They loved his nuts a bit ''too'' much, if [[you]] k[[no]]w what [[I]] mean. | ||
*[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | *[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | ||
Revision as of 18:56, 29 June 2009
What Are Balls?
Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as Yoshi,Fat Mario,Bill O'Reilly,Cheatsy and Gay Luigi may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is bwalls, credit goes to Yoshkins for the name. Balls hang from the penis and generate what is known as cum. Cum is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, Yoshi claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. Uctions may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while Anti-Uctions can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you Fatal AIDS.) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.
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Who Has Balls?
Typically any male who hasn't been castrated.
- You 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
- 1 ball - Tails, Mr. Krabs, The Cave People, & Lance Armstrong.
- Gay Luigi - As many as his gay lover wants or needs.
- Fat Mario - 23 balls (Most are hidden within the fat exterior.)
- Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
- The Princess - 2 balls (Spooky!!!)
- Wizardheimer - 39 balls (Magical)
- The Insane Clown Posse - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!).
- Mama Luigi - 4278652387453 balls... yes.
- The ruler of Youtube - 1 ball
- AC/DC - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!
Who Hasn't Any Balls?
- Bill O'Reilly, who sold his balls for his position on FOX News.
- Emo Luigi, during a gruesome suicide attempt. Need I say more?
- Chris Crocker, working on becoming a transexual.
- Ash, who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch.
- Ivan Drago - As a result of too many steroids.
- Super Macho Man - For the same reason as Drago.
- The Purple Pervert - After attempting to rape Wendy O.
- Vince Offer - They loved his nuts a bit too much, if you know what I mean.
- Nazis (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes you have nothing left for yourself at all.)
