Larry Koopa

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

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Cheatsy's appearance.

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

• Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
• Telling Monty Moles to stand there
• Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy
• He is a poser
• His erection lasts more than 4 hours
• Humping football players
• Raping the floor
• Eavesdropping
• Saying "Cum" over and over

Trivia

• The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
• Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
• Wants to destroy some grandma.
• His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
• He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
• He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
• He does not like Jews.
• Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
• He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
• He likes anal.
• He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
• Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
• Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel. But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?

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Dislikes

• The Mario Brothers
• Hollywood
• John Lennon
• The Princess
• The Cave People

Disliked By

• The Mario Brothers
• The Princess
• Cum (Kingdom)
• John Lennon
• Santa Claus
• Charlie Chaplin
• Adam West
• GEICO Insurance Co.
• Czar Ivan the Terrable
• Mushroom Kingdom
• Bowser Jr.
• Oogtar
• Every Member of The Beatles
• Verizon
• The Kool Aid Guy
• Tails
• Toad
• Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Iron Maiden
• Dethklok
• Metallica
• Everyone who's on or used to be on Psychocathic Records
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Esham The Unholy
• Project Born
• Twiztid
• The R.O.C.
• Blaze Ya Dead Homie
• Anybody Killa (ABK)
• Boondox
• Dark Lotus
• DJ Clay
• The Psychopathic Rydas
• Motown Rage
• System of A Down
• The Beach Boys
• Bono of U2
• Phil Collins
• Tyrannosaurus Alan
• George Volcano
• Jews
• Mama Luigi
• Stone Luigi
• Fat Mario
• Retard Luigi
• Wizardheimer
• Froggo
• Pakistanis
• Osama Bin Laden
• Borat
• George Bush
• Richard Nixon
• Yoshkins
• The Weather Channel
• Hilary Clinton
• Bill O'Reilly
• Sacramento
• CNN
• Surfers
• Old Man Winter
• Box Companies
• Houston, TX
• Obama
• Arnold Schwarzanagger
• Indians
• Canadians
• The French
• Germans
• The Czech Republic
• England
• The Clash
• Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
• Russians
• Street Performers
• State Farm Insurance
• Progressive
• ITT Tech
• Californians
• Grandmas all over the world (especially your grandma & my grandma).
• Freddy
• Richard
• Dan Hibiki
• Let's just say everyone and call it a day

Porn Magazines

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

Memorable Quotes

• IYAAAAAAAARGH!
• AT LAST! My time has CUM!
• That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
• I am the emperor of evesdroping!
• Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
• GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
• You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
• ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
• The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!