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Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. Its tie-in video game was reviewed by the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], the video of which is a frequent subject of pooping. {{accuracy|form=note}}
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Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. Its tie-in [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game was reviewed by the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], and is one of his most famous reviews.
 
 
[[Image:TopGun Box.jpg|thumb|right|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]]
 
  
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[[Image:TopGun Box.jpg|thumb|left|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]]
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==Movie==
 
==Movie==
[[Two]] [[Communists|enemy planes]] are close-by, so F-14s are sent after them. One of the enemy pilots [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the pilots. One enemy pilot is scared shitless and flees. The other one is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him). The enemy pilot, thinking "Fuck this shit", flees. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes depressed. The whole movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.
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{{Spoil|Go see it, or you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber [[Dogs|dog]] [[shit]] out of [[China|Hong Kong]].}}
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[[Two]] [[Communists|enemy MiG-28s]] are close-by, so F-14 Tomcats are sent after them. One enemy pilot is afterward scared shitless after being locked-on, and flees. The other enemy pilot then [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the American pilots after locking on to him with missiles, then is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him), eventually fleeing. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun in [[California|San Diego]]. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes [[emo]], though still eventually graduating from Top Gun. The movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], becoming a hero, and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.
  
There is also a [[sex]] scene with Tom Cruise and one of the female Top Gun instructors.
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==Characters==
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*[[John McCain|Maverick]] (Tom Cruise)
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*Charlie (Kelly McGinus)
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*[[Mr. Freeze|Iceman]] (Val Kilmer)
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*Goose (Anthony Edwards)
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*Slider (Rick Rossovich)
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*[[Snivy|Viper]] (Tom Skerritt)
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*[[Joker|Jester]] (Michael Ironside)
  
 
==Game==
 
==Game==
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===Levels===
 
===Levels===
*1.Training for the Next Mission
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#Training for the Next Mission
*2.Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier
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#Destroy an Enemy [[Ship|Aircraft Carrier]]
*3.[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up
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#[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up
*4.Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[Rock TV|TV]]
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#Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[Rock TV|TV]]
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]].
 
*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]].
 
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]].
 
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]].
*A [[Starscream]] toy makes a cameo. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually pretty fitting.
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*A [[Starscream]] toy makes a cameo, in the hands of Goose's son. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually <s>pretty</s> almost fitting.
*With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a [[shit]]ty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with [[the Power Glove]], he landed it ''just'' right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
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*Is also known for its soundtrack, containing, the Top Gun anthem, Highway to the Danger Zone, Mighty Wings, You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling, and others.
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*3 Navy F-14 Tomcat squadrons made appearance in the movie: VF-51 "[[Soldier|Screaming Eagles]]", VF-114 "[[Blue Aardvark|Aardvarks]]", and VF-213 "Black Lions".
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*The MiG-28 is actually an imaginary plane, played by an F-5 in the movie, and meant to be an analogue of the [[Soviet Union|MiG-29]].
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*With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a [[shit]]ty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the [[Power Glove]], he landed it ''just'' right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
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*''I feel the need...'''the Need for SPEED'''!''
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[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
 
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1986]]
 

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Name: Top Gun
Country of Origin: USA
Type of Source: Movie
Created By: Paramount Pictures
Year Created: 1986

Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring dogfights and homoerotic beach volleyball. Its tie-in NES game was reviewed by the Angry Video Game Nerd, and is one of his most famous reviews.

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Movie[edit]

Warning: Spoilers ahead.  Go see it, or you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

Two enemy MiG-28s are close-by, so F-14 Tomcats are sent after them. One enemy pilot is afterward scared shitless after being locked-on, and flees. The other enemy pilot then scares the shit out of one of the American pilots after locking on to him with missiles, then is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him), eventually fleeing. Tom Cruise and his RIO/Butt-buddy, Goose, are then sent to Top Gun in San Diego. Later, Goose dies, and Tom Cruise becomes emo, though still eventually graduating from Top Gun. The movie ends with Tom Cruise killing enemy planes, becoming a hero, and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.

Characters[edit]

  • Maverick (Tom Cruise)
  • Charlie (Kelly McGinus)
  • Iceman (Val Kilmer)
  • Goose (Anthony Edwards)
  • Slider (Rick Rossovich)
  • Viper (Tom Skerritt)
  • Jester (Michael Ironside)

Game[edit]

The whole point of the game is to shoot enemy planes, ships, and a space shuttle. It is impossible to land, though.

The game is notable for the AVGN's review of it. In the review, the AVGN tried to beat the game. Unfortunately, he kept fucking-up the landing, and died. Since he couldn't beat the game, he just made-up the 3rd and 4th levels.

Levels[edit]

  1. Training for the Next Mission
  2. Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier
  3. Blow Shit Up
  4. Vent Your Anger and Destroy the TV

Trivia[edit]

  • Top Gun is considered very homoerotic.
  • Top Gun made people want to join the U.S. Navy.
  • A Starscream toy makes a cameo, in the hands of Goose's son. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually pretty almost fitting.
  • Is also known for its soundtrack, containing, the Top Gun anthem, Highway to the Danger Zone, Mighty Wings, You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling, and others.
  • 3 Navy F-14 Tomcat squadrons made appearance in the movie: VF-51 "Screaming Eagles", VF-114 "Aardvarks", and VF-213 "Black Lions".
  • The MiG-28 is actually an imaginary plane, played by an F-5 in the movie, and meant to be an analogue of the MiG-29.
  • With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a shitty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the Power Glove, he landed it just right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
  • I feel the need...the Need for SPEED!