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What the number two looks like

The number that comes before three, but after one. Two can be as bad as one; it's the loneliest number after number one. It is not directly before four, despite several theories to the contrary made by King Harkinian.

Two is mentioned frequently by characters from CD-i games, including Link, the King, and Zelda. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Sonic 2.

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There was also some video on teh internets involving two girls, a cup, and some other pretty sick shit.

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