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'''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses.
  
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'''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]]).'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]]
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Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]]
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Scratch once thought he was a hero named Edgar Eagle. This infuriated Robotnik to the point that he threatened to reprogram him into an umbrella stand.
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]]
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]]
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Penis]] (ya don't say?)
 
 
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
 
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
 
*High School Musical
 
*High School Musical
 
*[[Booze]]
 
*[[Booze]]
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*Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
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*Touching people in crowded rooms.
 
*Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals.
 
*Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals.
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*Kidnapping Children
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*Kidnapping children
 
[[Image:Sonic2.jpg|frame|right|Scratch arguing with [[Grounder]] in comic book form.]]
 
[[Image:Sonic2.jpg|frame|right|Scratch arguing with [[Grounder]] in comic book form.]]
 
*Wearing a fake mustache.
 
*Wearing a fake mustache.
 
*[[Steg|Stegblob]]
 
*[[Steg|Stegblob]]
 
*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Squidward]]
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*Laughing at 100% pure [[retard]]s and douchebags. (Minus Dr. [[Robotnik]])
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*Laughing various douchebags. (Minus Dr. [[Robotnik]])
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*Wanting [[Chad Warden|gay]] people to willingly rape him in the ass.
 
 
*[[Grounder]] (Secretly)
 
*[[Grounder]] (Secretly)
 
*[[Ophios]]
 
*[[Ophios]]
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*[[Falco Lombardi]]
 
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
 
*Happy endings on his favorite shows.
 
*Happy endings on his favorite shows.
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*[[Fuck]]ing [[you]] in the [[ass]].
 
 
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]].
 
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]].
 
*Reading comic books with Grounder.
 
*Reading comic books with Grounder.
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*Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a [[retard]] and having Grounder being pissed off.
 
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*Stealing [[Robotnik]]'s bike in a similar fashion of [[Doc Louis]].
 
 
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
 
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
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*Making his hand transform into a [[sex]]y bitch.
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*Making his hand transform into a woman.
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*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a [[Gay Luigi|gay transvestite]] when he has the outfit on.).
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*Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
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*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas.
 
[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']]
 
[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']]
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[[Image:Fb254.jpg|thumb|Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on [[YouTube]].]]
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[[Image:ScratchDRRMBM.png|thumb|300px|Scratch feels sexy as he is about to beat [[you]] in [[Dr. Robotnik]]'s Mean Bean Machine for the [[Sega]] Genesis.]]
  
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==Dislikes==
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===Dislikes===
 
*[[Scratch|Himself]]
 
*[[Scratch|Himself]]
 
*[[Grounder]]
 
*[[Grounder]]
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*[[Knuckles]]
 
*[[Knuckles]]
 
*Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]].
 
*Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]].
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*[[Inuyasha]]
 
 
*Paper
 
*Paper
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*[[Jimmy]]
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*When Grounder forces him to whack off in a bush.
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*[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]] (but who doesn't?)
 
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*[[Vicky]]
 
 
*Hotcakes
 
*Hotcakes
 
*Afterbirth
 
*Afterbirth
 
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually killing [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]].
 
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually killing [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]].
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[[Image:ScratchDRRMBM.png|thumb|300px|Scratch feels sexy as he is about to beat [[you]] in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Macine.]]
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===Quotes===
 
===Quotes===
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[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Also, here's Scratch while looking at [[you]]r ([[Yoshi|cute]]) tight (little) [[pussy]].]]
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*"Bleeeyyehaah try-hehit, kid!"
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*"Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
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*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!"
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*"Dr. Robotnik loves my balls best!"
 
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*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" (When seeing someones [[pussy]]hole.)
 
 
*"You forgot to pull this one!"
 
*"You forgot to pull this one!"
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*"I wanna try this BOOZE"
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*"I wanna try this '''BOOZE!'''"
 
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
 
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
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*"Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
 
 
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
 
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
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*"Try Hhhhit"
 
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
 
*"I'm all wet!"
 
*"I'm all wet!"
 
*"WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
 
*"WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
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{{VidCaption|MqSptOiQhT0|Scratch finally defeated [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].}}
 
 
*"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]"
 
*"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]"
 
*"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
 
*"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
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*"May I please suck your [[penis|dick,]] your Lordship?"
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*"Scratch squawking!"
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*"Scratch Squawking!"
 
 
*"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
 
*"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
 
*"Okay, [[Grounder|little brother.]] [[You]]'re gonna clean this rapid robot rendering machine!"
 
*"Okay, [[Grounder|little brother.]] [[You]]'re gonna clean this rapid robot rendering machine!"
 
*"Want a chili dog?!"
 
*"Want a chili dog?!"
 
*"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
 
*"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
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*"I laughed, I cried, I went Poo-Poo!"
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*"Goo goo poo-poo!"
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*"Poo-Poo!"
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*"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[masturbating]]!!"
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*"D'oh! [[I]]'m [[Masturbating]]!!"
 
 
*"SAP!"
 
*"SAP!"
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I [[Insane Clown Posse|sucked my dick!]]"
 
*"I laughed, I cried, I [[Insane Clown Posse|sucked my dick!]]"
 
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
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Name: Scratch
Appears In: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Robot

Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses.

Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the Lifesaving Emergency Tijuana Society Scratch Himself Invented There.

Scratch once thought he was a hero named Edgar Eagle. This infuriated Robotnik to the point that he threatened to reprogram him into an umbrella stand.

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Scratch when he's drunk.

Likes[edit]

Scratch arguing with Grounder in comic book form.
  • Wearing a fake mustache.
  • Stegblob
  • Squidward
  • Laughing various douchebags. (Minus Dr. Robotnik)
  • Grounder (Secretly)
  • Ophios
  • Wikiwow
  • pspimp
  • Falco Lombardi
  • Happy endings on his favorite shows.
  • The Tails doll that he got on his birthday from Grounder.
  • Reading comic books with Grounder.
  • Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
  • Making his hand transform into a woman.
  • Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
  • Wearing a Team Rocket cheerleading outfit on Christmas.
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Scratch once received a Tails doll from Grounder on his birthday. It was his best birthday ever!
Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on YouTube.
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Scratch feels sexy as he is about to beat you in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine for the Sega Genesis.

Dislikes[edit]

Quotes[edit]

  • "Bleeeyyehaah try-hehit, kid!"
  • "It's so cute!"
  • "You forgot to pull this one!"
  • "I wanna try this BOOZE!"
  • "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
  • "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
  • "I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
  • "I'm all wet!"
  • "WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
  • "YES!!!"
  • "Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
  • "Scratch squawking!"
  • "Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
  • "Okay, little brother. You're gonna clean this rapid robot rendering machine!"
  • "Want a chili dog?!"
  • "Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
  • "Goo goo poo-poo!"
  • "D'oh! I'm masturbating!!"
  • "SAP!"
  • "I laughed, I cried, I sucked my dick!"
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