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*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons) | *His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons) | ||
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
| − | *Women ( | + | *Women ([http://lordcristale.deviantart.com/art/Bad-idea-149334663 They're his worst nightmare]) |
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times) | *[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times) | ||
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music) | *[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music) | ||
Revision as of 23:18, 5 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. (2002-1988) was Bowser's gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi, which his dad didn't disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.
Legal Issues
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a Dry Bones, in the dugout after losing a Baseball game to the Yoshi Eggs. In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.
Likes
- Sexual Harassment
- Chad Warden
- The Jonas Brothers
- Zac Efron
- Vandalism
- Pepsi
- Disco
- Chris Crocker
Dislikes
- His siblings Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
- Rick Astley
- Women (They're his worst nightmare)
- Phoenix Wright (for sending him to prison several times)
- Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) (because Jr. hates good music)
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.) (because he was a symbol of Capitalism)
- Rocky Balboa
- Good taste
- The Edsel
Disliked By
- Anybody with an I.Q. greater than him. (3)
First Seen
- Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.
Used in a Poop by
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was set up to find him in the US. He committed suicide because the Soviet people disliked him for his extreme unintelligence. He died upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated 4 counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s (after stealing Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean, which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). He was risen from The Pit by a couple of gay people on another universe and/or reborn as an university student. Since that chain of events nothing is known about him. And the world rejoiced.
