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[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]]
 
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*He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]].
 
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*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]]
 
*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]]
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*He once played [[Ed]]'s game of "It's My Horse!" However, when he played that game with him, he ended up hating the game, much like the [[Eddy|other]] [[Edd|Eds]] before him. Of course, it ended up having him calling Ed an idiot, [[yes|which is right.]]
 
'''This is the number of attempts Frollo has tried to burn down all of Paris while you sit here and read this stupid page.'''
 
'''This is the number of attempts Frollo has tried to burn down all of Paris while you sit here and read this stupid page.'''
 
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Revision as of 23:05, 16 January 2010

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Frollo's usually like this all the time on a good day.
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Frollo's now in his rare form called Frollo Joker. Also, here's a photo of him moments before his death.

Basic Info

Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. He is a pervert and enjoys to rape. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire.

Death

Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and Stone Luigi, Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into The Pit. Because of this unprecedented method of dying, in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, he's glad that his fucking face was destroyed in the process.

Facts

  • He plays (alphabet) mindgames.
  • Is the leader of the pervert society.
  • Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because Gay Luigi's cum doused the flames.
  • Likes dropping grapes all over the floor and watching people slip on them.
  • Some of the people of Paris think that he's a warlock and a spell meister.
  • He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud.
  • Claims he's better than the common folk (He calls them "Vulgar, weak and licentious.").
  • He's believes that he's much purer than God.
  • Also, he thought that God made him so much stronger then the Devil.
  • He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his ass.
  • One time, Maria thought that he was God and later on, the son of God.
  • He once played Ed's game of "It's My Horse!" However, when he played that game with him, he ended up hating the game, much like the other Eds before him. Of course, it ended up having him calling Ed an idiot, which is right.

This is the number of attempts Frollo has tried to burn down all of Paris while you sit here and read this stupid page.

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Likes

  • Pr0n
  • HELLFIRE
  • Burning things down.
  • Esmerelda
  • Christianity
  • The Nostalgia Critic
  • Beata Maria (The Holy Mary)
  • Singing (Especially about fire and Esmerelda.)
  • Calling people idiots.
  • Burning down all of Paris just to find one person.
  • Destroying his fucking face.

Dislikes

People Raped By Frollo

People Who HAVE Raped Frollo

Frollo now commands you to get out of his page, you retard idiot!