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| + | |name=Scratch | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |occupation=Robot | ||
| + | |shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | ||
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'''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses. | '''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses. | ||
| − | Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate | + | Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the [[Let's Shit|'''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here.]] |
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| + | Scratch once thought he was a hero named Edgar Eagle. This infuriated Robotnik to the point that he threatened to reprogram him into an umbrella stand. | ||
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
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*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | *[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | ||
*High School Musical | *High School Musical | ||
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*[[Steg|Stegblob]] | *[[Steg|Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Squidward]] | *[[Squidward]] | ||
| − | *Laughing various | + | *Laughing various douchebags. (Minus Dr. [[Robotnik]]) |
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*[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | *[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | ||
*[[Ophios]] | *[[Ophios]] | ||
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*Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas. | *Wearing a [[Team Rocket]] cheerleading outfit on Christmas. | ||
[[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']] | [[Image:AoAo.jpg|thumb|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']] | ||
| + | [[Image:Fb254.jpg|thumb|Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on [[YouTube]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:ScratchDRRMBM.png|thumb|300px|Scratch feels sexy as he is about to beat [[you]] in [[Dr. Robotnik]]'s Mean Bean Machine for the [[Sega]] Genesis.]] | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | + | *"Bleeeyyehaah try-hehit, kid!" | |
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*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" | *"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" | ||
*"You forgot to pull this one!" | *"You forgot to pull this one!" | ||
| − | *"I wanna try this BOOZE!" | + | *"I wanna try this '''BOOZE!'''" |
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | *"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | ||
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | *"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | ||
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[[Category:Transvestites]] | [[Category:Transvestites]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Alcoholics]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:13, 9 January 2020
This article is filed under Characters.Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal "worker" for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin, which complements his obsession with Robotnik's penis. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privileges... like sinuses.
Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the Lifesaving Emergency Tijuana Society Scratch Himself Invented There.
Scratch once thought he was a hero named Edgar Eagle. This infuriated Robotnik to the point that he threatened to reprogram him into an umbrella stand.
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Scratch when he's drunk.
Likes[edit]
- Robotnik
- Masturbating
- High School Musical
- Booze
- Touching people in crowded rooms.
- Chewing gum at funerals.
- Kidnapping children
Scratch arguing with Grounder in comic book form.
- Wearing a fake mustache.
- Stegblob
- Squidward
- Laughing various douchebags. (Minus Dr. Robotnik)
- Grounder (Secretly)
- Ophios
- Wikiwow
- pspimp
- Falco Lombardi
- Happy endings on his favorite shows.
- The Tails doll that he got on his birthday from Grounder.
- Reading comic books with Grounder.
- Growing a pubic beard on his chin.
- Making his hand transform into a woman.
- Kicking your ass in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
- Wearing a Team Rocket cheerleading outfit on Christmas.
Some people believe that Scratch is a racist chicken on YouTube.
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Scratch feels sexy as he is about to beat you in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine for the Sega Genesis.
Dislikes[edit]
- Himself
- Grounder
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Tails
- Knuckles
- Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for Sonic Underground & Sonic X.
- Paper
- When Grounder forces him to whack off in a bush.
- Hotcakes
- Afterbirth
- The Nostalgia Critic actually killing Dr. Robotnik.
Quotes[edit]
- "Bleeeyyehaah try-hehit, kid!"
- "It's so cute!"
- "You forgot to pull this one!"
- "I wanna try this BOOZE!"
- "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
- "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
- "I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!"
- "I'm all wet!"
- "WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot."
- "YES!!!"
- "Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!"
- "Scratch squawking!"
- "Bah Ha Ha Ha!!"
- "Okay, little brother. You're gonna clean this rapid robot rendering machine!"
- "Want a chili dog?!"
- "Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?"
- "Goo goo poo-poo!"
- "D'oh! I'm masturbating!!"
- "SAP!"
- "I laughed, I cried, I sucked my dick!"
