I.M. Meen (Character)

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Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.

Description

I.M. Meen may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace.

Likes

• His book
• Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book
• Being evil
• Torturing Gnorris
• Sears Roebuck and Co.

Dislikes

• Goody Goodies
• Smarties
• You
• Bookworms
• Smartasses
• Children
• Candy
• Gay Luigi (For calling him a cum dispencer.)

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I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.

• The Jonas Brothers (Especially since he considers one of them to still be a child.)

Quotes

• "Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn. How I HATE those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn."
• "I've got a little secret that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic. From A Special kind of guy."
• "This book is made to order-rugh, but it isn't to be read. When they open Up THIS BOOK, They're SUCKED INSIDE instead to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen. The magic labyrinth of ♫I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!♫"
• "Very scary and confusing. Destination of MAI CHUSEENG!! The magic labyrinth of I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!♫ (Evil Laughter)"

I.M. Meen rising from the depths of hell.

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HEIL I.M. MEEN!!!

• "What's the matter, smartie? Lost your WAY?! My guardians will be happy to escort you, to a cozy cell! (Evil Laughs)"
• "Why hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?"
• "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!!"
• "Lost? Frightened?! Confuuused?!?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! (Evil Laughter)"
• "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, There's a bookworm in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
• "Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to stay. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
• "Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)"
• "Well, well, I'm surprised you don't give up, bookworm! You're beginning to look run down. Why not take a little nap?"
• "GGRRRRRRRH, You are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
• "You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve."
• "You won't get far, you studious little BRAT! My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)"
• "You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the world!!! And you're just a smartie."
• ";_; Wretched child! You've ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to PAY!!!!!!!!!!"
• "GGRRRRRRRH, you are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
• "Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)"
• "Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't BE a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You may have outsmarted me this time, Bookworm, but I'll be back! I.M. Meen never quits! You'll Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!"
• "Wretched child! You've ruined my BEAUTIFUL penis!!! Now you're GAY!!!!!!!!"
• "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may have outsmarted me this time, MexicanSunflower, but (deepens voice) I'll be back!!!"
• "Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem, I knew a gay who ruined my butt. You may have sex, but never in a cunt!"
• "My name is..."
• "...From a sexual kind of guy."

I.M. Meen is now being a chipshitmunk.

• "When children read THIS BOOK, they'll see it as the most unpleasant book they've ever read!!!
• "It's a nasty kind of book!"
• "This book isn't to be read."
• "It's the most unpleasent book ever seen!"
• "This book is made to be red. But it isn't red!"
• "Oh my God, this food is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "There's furry yuri in the hall."
• "Toupeé!!"
• "Touché!!"
• "Back into your cell, Billie Jean!"
• "My guardians will be happy to escort you... to Hell!!! (Laughs Evilly)"
• "♫I.M. war, I.M. pain, I.M. all you've ever slain, I.M. tears in your eyes, I.M. bliss, I.M. lies.♫"
• "♫I.M. pure, I.M. true, I.M. all over you, I.M. love, I.M. smile, I.M. the Earth defiled, I.M. the Cosmic Storm, I.M. the tiny worms, I.M. fear in the night, I.M. Bringer of Light.♫"
• "Is a child learns very smart? Please read? Hate! It's in my stomach."
• "I hide what really is not great. The magic can be."
• "Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine."
• "Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in May, the United States, Michigan, is the magic of confusion."

Further Information

• Meen is madly in love with his book. Also, it is rumored that YTPsource is madly in love with Meen. What a conflict.
• Meen's full name is Ignatius Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's no wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself.
• He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit.
• He favorite metal song to sing to is "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir.
• Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little dick.
• Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense.
• In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject Gnorris to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments.
• However, he cries if Gay Luigi calls him a creepy cum dispenser.
• Is rumored to be a distant cousin of I. Fleecem
  • He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno.