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PENIS
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This article is about your dick. You can look here to help expand it.
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Pingas, also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik.)
- Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus.)
- Pingors (invented by Mario Head.)
- Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles.)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo.)
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog.)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy.)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy.)
- Big Red One (invented by Zippy.)
- Johnson (invented by MightyKombat.)
- Monudder (invented by ShadowWario.)
- Donk (invented by Soulja Boy.)
- Dong (invented by Link.)
- Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan.)
- Thingess (invented by Mario Head.)
- Snout (invented by Mario Head.)
- SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik.)
- PEEENIS (invented by Solid Snake.)
- Mydangger (invented by Me.)
- Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson.)
- Tallywacker
- One-Eyed Monster
- Purple Helmet Warrior
- Meat Cigar
- Steak Dinner (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
- Boner (Why wasn't this here until now?)
- SUPER BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (invented by Mario.)
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
