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Shadow the Hedgehog
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WHO THE FUCK IS HE?![edit]
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that SEGA created him from spliced Sonic DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
Reception[edit]
BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!
~One half of the Sonic fandom.
KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.
~The other half.
Quotes[edit]
Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.
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Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!
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Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!
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Shadow the Hedgehog I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Who are you, and how do you know my name?
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Shadow the Hedgehog Disappear!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Stay here.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn you! Ugh!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn, not here!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn it!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!
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Shadow the Hedgehog I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye, Doctor.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Not you again!
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Shadow the Hedgehog You scum! You're going down!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!
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Shadow the Hedgehog MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Chaos Spear!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Leave them. It's better.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Good if you don't.
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Shadow the Hedgehog She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.
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Shadow the Hedgehog I hear you and it's whenever you want!
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Shadow the Hedgehog We really do look alike. It's uncanny.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You traitor!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Faker!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!
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Shadow the Hedgehog As you wish.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS...BLAST!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, but that alone is insufficient.
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Shadow the Hedgehog DON'T TOUCH IT!
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS CONTROL!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog This is who I am!
Likes[edit]
- Firearms
- Katanas
- Motorbikes
- Torturing Sonic
- Saying DAMN!
- Granting wishes
- Maria
- Those wings Black Doom got for him in the new Sonic Generations remaster.
- That he got the RWBY singer to do a theme song for him and she didn't volume-peak.
- Pancrase, a Japanese MMA promotion that once shilled his game. No really. Unlike Hulk Hogan, Shadow has no problem selling.
- Doing unspeakable things to Robotnik's wife.
Dislikes[edit]
- Everything except firearms and katanas.
- Black Doom
- Dr. Eggman
- Leon
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Broken computers
- The tons of girls who think he's sexy
- Silver the Hedgehog
- Sonic's shoddy craftsmanship.
Trivia[edit]
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- dreamcastboy99filmz is a fan of his.
- His father is an evil alien leader.
- He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
- His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
- He keeps losing his iPod.
- Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
- He has a severe case of paranoia.
- Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
- Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
- He got his own game, and it's a riot.
- He got his own campaign tacked onto the Sonic Generations remaster and its pretty good!
- THIS IS WHO I AM!
