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AbePowder

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Revision as of 00:28, 5 March 2017 by AbePowder (talk | contribs) (made some incredibly important changes of importance and are therefore important.)
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proper grammar is

fucking gay

time travel

hello i m abe from the future! how do you do past abe ! smh past abe for using capital letters and trying to speel correctly wtf.....

in brief

YTPer. whoa that was brief!

... he does things 'n' that sometimes but not too often :,((((

History

I popped into existence in July 2015 and then I did something, woo


<:)


GOOD HISTORY

first poop seen

[1] [YTP] Michael Rosen Exceeds The Number of 9/11 Jokes Acceptable In A Video

first poop made

[YTP] The Hypnotising Freak

style

a combination of sentence mixed / classic and more modern styles like brain rape and trip or whatever the cool kids call it

preferred Methods

preferred software

likes

  • used to like fast-paced YTPs but now they are gay
  • things with a lot of time put into them
  • spadinner pingas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • pringles bEFORE THEY CHANGED HOW THEY MADE THEM NOW THEY SUCK WFT?!
  • music
  • CRMEAOOING SOFa
  • referencing injokes almost no one will get, like the above
  • when people reference my pages B)
  • PC Music, especially Hannah Diamond and GFOTY aaaa Call Him A Doctor is amazing
  • INSERT MORE BANDS THAT I LIKE HERE!
  • INSERT!
  • TYPING STUFF IN UPPER CASE BECAUSE HE'S AMUSED EASILY BECAUSE HE'S STUPID
  • Seeing the contrast in writing styles in this page due to the different times Abe has edited the page
  • you said it, past abe

dislikes

  • his existence?

reception

good reception, apparently Abe Powder's 'great for [its] channel size' ...that was back when I had 7 subscribers but still!!! this is very relevant even now tbh.

my telephone also has good reception MY LOL JOKE I HOPE YOU LAUGHED. (you better've otherwise i'll come to your house and scold you.........)

criticism

  • saying "haha" to much, but that's just me criticising myself HAHA
  • putting "!!!" or ":OOOOO" after everything, presuming I don't say "haha"
  • (jeez i must've been annoying cunt back then I MEAN haha and :OOOOO are bad.)
  • being an annoying little shit sometimes according to some which is great 🎉🎉🎉
  • basically I hate myself, but I doubt anybody would want to hear me rant on about how terrible I am
  • I hate my videos too!!!!!!!!! I MAY have deleted almost all of them but don't freak out they're uploaded elsewhere now so I don't have to keep on seeing them
  • being unstable when it comes to keeping videos up
  • editing his Chewiki page frequently and adding nothing of any interest
  • using self-referential and self-deprecational humour way too much
  • hating people for no reason for a day and then being fine with them after that
  • being inconsistent when it comes to writing his chewiki article in first-person or third-person LKAJFKDJHFLDSKJFLSDJIFO I'm a stupid :)
  • severe lack of broad vocabulary as a result it's hard for me to get to people to understand what I'm saying sometimes and I feel really dumb and
  • using the criticism section to criticise himself
  • is a jealous cunt who should die tbh
  • plums! LOL
  • people tend to dislike him spammy-ness which is more than understandablewlrkjwelkwjrtlk
  • is a not good how do people like me wha
  • tends to imitate the quirks of people I like which is natural for people to do so why am I putting this here??????????

achievements

  • Got excepted into 256Pi's Mark Sabine & Friends Collab
  • Got excepted into every collab in the world ever that has ever happened ever.
  • Saying the word "plums" that one time at June 14th 2016 12:43 AM
  • Was in Nintendom64's Classic Sources Collab
  • Was in AbePowder's Abe Powder Collab which was a joke collab that was never even released because reasons
  • Was also in the Michael Rosen 70th Birthday Collab which definitely was not the source of a lot of drama, nopepepeoepeipoasidoixhfjhfOIXUFPIUDHFOI.
  • Got subscribed to by notable YTPers ...I won't give any more detail~
  • Has 120+ Subscribers
  • YouTube Poop!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Is a fire extinguisher
  • Being an idiot
  • Being in adiot
  • Making that amazing joke
  • going back and making this page so much better except not everyone hates me now except not they probably dont hopefully except not I AM APRANOoD. I am that yes. except not I'm actually aaa?


associates & friends

friends

influences

early influences

later influences

fans

add yourself here if you want idfk

other info

trivia

An explanation for Abe Powder's naming delivered by him (and as a result has a tonne of grammatical errors):

if you read the below you're gay

You see, Whenever there is a fire extinguisher lying around, it is almost always accompanied by a sign. These help identify what type of fire extinguisher it is. For example the sign accompanying one fire extinguisher may say "CO2". The most common types of fire extinguisher (at what I have noticed) are CO2, Water, and Dry Chemical. Now, take note of "Dry Chemical" It goes under a lot of different names. Some of these names are Dry Chemical, Dry Powder, Abe Chemical, A:B(E) Powder, and Abe Powder (at least in Australia, but we'll get to that) Now, as you noticed, yes, one of those names is called "Abe Powder". But... again... we'll get to why I chose Abe Powder in a bit.

A reason why it is called Abe Powder is because of what fires it can put out. In Australia different fires are classified under six different names: A, B, C, D, E, and F. Class A being ordinary combustibles, Class B being flammable liquids, Class C being flammable gases, Class D being combustible metals, Class E being electrical fires, and Class F being cooking oil or fat.

See, Abe Powder can put out A, B & C, and E type fires, hence the name. A reason why Abe Powder is sometimes called A:B(E) Powder is because it is generally advised not to use Abe Powder for Class E fires, because Abe Powder causes residue which can damage exposed electrical equipment.

Now, Abe Powder has different names in different countries, like in America for example it is called Abc Powder, because Class E fires are called Class C fires in their system. However it should be noted that generally, Abe Powder is called Dry Chemical, sometimes saying "A:B(E) Class" underneath.

The reason why I chose the name Abe Powder is because well, I like the name "Abe" and it just had a weird charm to it. I mean I could've just said what's in this paragraph and not all what's above, but I thought it'd be funny to spew out a lot of information about fire extinguishers for no good reason. (And if you're wondering I know most of this information by memory... for some reason.)

  • is socially anxious ;))))))))))))))))
  • quite a big fan of Sertab Erener actually whoa
  • is a horrible human being maybe????
  • make that certainly actually
  • went back and removed the upper case letters from the heading because im weird
  • this is all vital trivia
  • sometimes types 'i' when it's a single word with an uppercase or a lowercase I can never make up my mind smh me

the great section!

Get help.


Zac these people are crazy.


Griffin Cox Look at this shit.


Not a moment passes where you are not doing something odd. If it was every so often and/or funny, it'd be fine. But every living moment you're just having "retarded fun"


Interacting with these online weirdos and making those damn ytp videos has seriously done something to you mentally.












Get kelp.

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