Cheatsy

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

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Cheatsy's appearance.

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

• Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall

• Telling Gophers to stand there

• Gay

• Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him

• He is a poser

• His erection lasts more than 4 hours

• Humping football players

• Raping the floor

Trivia

• The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)

• Cheatsy has a cum fetish.

• Wants to destroy some grandma.

• He is terribly afraid of Lum Invader

• His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.

• He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.

• He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.

• He does not like Jews.

• Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).

• He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.

• He likes anal.

• He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.

• Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.

• Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel.

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Dislikes

• The Mario Brothers
• Hollywood
• John Lennon
• The Princess
• The Cave People

Disliked By

• The Mario Brothers
• The Princess
• Cum (Kingdom)
• John Lennon
• Charlie Chaplin
• Adam West
• GEICO Insurance Co.
• Mushroom Kingdom
• Oogtar
• Every Member of The Beatles
• Verizon
• The Kool Aid Guy
• Tails
• Toad
• Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Iron Maiden
• Dethklok
• Metallica
• Everyone who's on or used to be on Psychocathic Records
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Esham The Unholy
• Project Born
• Twiztid
• The R.O.C.
• Blaze Ya Dead Homie
• Anybody Killa (ABK)
• Boondox
• Dark Lotus
• DJ Clay
• The Psychopathic Rydas
• Motown Rage
• System of A Down
• The Beach Boys
• Bono of U2
• Phil Collins
• Tyrannosaurus Alan
• George Volcano
• Jews
• Mama Luigi
• Stone Luigi
• Fat Mario
• Retard Luigi
• Wizardheimer
• Pakistanis
• Osama Bin Laden
• Borat
• George Bush
• Richard Nixon
• Yoshkins
• The Weather Channel
• Hilary Clinton
• Bill O'Reilly
• Sacramento
• CNN
• Surfers
• Old Man Winter
• Box Companies
• Houston, TX
• Obama
• Arnold Schwarzanagger
• Indians
• Canadians
• The French
• Germans
• The Czech Republic
• England
• The Clash
• Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
• Russians
• Street Performers
• State Farm Insurance
• Progressive
• ITT Tech
• Californians
• Garndmas all over the world (especially your grandma & my grandma).

Porn Magazines

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

Memorable Quotes

• IYAAAAAAAARGH!
• AT LAST! My time has CUM!
• That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
• I am the emperor of evesdroping!
• Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
• You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
• ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!