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Cheatsy

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

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Cheatsy's appearance.

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
  • Telling Gophers to stand there
  • Gay
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him
  • He is a poser
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours
  • Humping football players
  • Raping the floor

Trivia

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
  • Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
  • Wants to destroy some grandma.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • He does not like Jews.
  • Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
  • He likes anal.
  • He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.

Dislikes

Disliked By

Porn Magazines

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

Memorable Quotes

  • IYAAAAAAAARGH!
  • AT LAST! My time has CUM!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of evesdroping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!