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Connerhawke
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Connerhawke, shaking his head, No
Connerhawke, who is an up and coming Pooper, is perhaps, most famous for his Racist Randy Marsh series of poops, started making poops in summer 2007. He is currently working on 5 different YouTube Poops.
History
First discovered YouTube Poop in Spring 2007
First poop seen
Batman and the Riddle of the Minotaur
First poop made
YouTube Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
Poops Made (So Far)
| j4agjK0obtU|250}} Connerhawke's first Youtube Poop. |
Normal Poops
- That Better Not Be Poo - My first poop.
- Link The Traitor - Link is captured and executed.
- Impa Has Needs To Kiss The King - Impa finds out that she has AIDS and in order to get rid of them, she needs to kiss The King of Hyrule, which fails to save her.
- Random Shopkeep Poop - Something I randomly made
- Mama Luigi Ran - Mario & Mama Luigi run to "I Ran" by "A Flock of Seagulls."
- A Fire Sumo! - Luigi runs into a fire sumo.
- King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace - Luigi is told that King Koopa has The Princess locked up in his "Coney Island Love Palace."
- The King learns how to DO-IT - The King of Hyrule is taught by The Professor how to "do it"
- Ed's Thinking Process - Ed shows us his thinking process.
- I Swallowed a Wiggly - Something else I randomly made.
- Why Did You Pummel My Door With A Shovel? - Eddy has something to tell Edd
Short Poops
- Racist Randy Marsh (Part 1) - Link is told that he Must Conquer "Naggers."
- Racist Randy Marsh (Part 2) - Gwonam states that "Looks are deceiving when Naggers are involved."
Unreleased Poops
- Bloodrocuted Brother - Luigi is annoyed by Mario, when he won't turn down DETHKLOK.
- The Great Battle - Mama Luigi and her army, invades YouTube Poop and it's up to You to stop her.
- Go Fuck Yourself, Link - Link travels to Gamelon, where he proceeds to fuck himself.
- Go Fuck Duke Onkled - Zelda tells Link that he must fuck Duke Onkled.
- Unnamed Superman Poop - Superman fights Jesus
Style
Signature Characters
Preferred Sources
Music Used In Poops:
- "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band - YouTube Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
- "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls - YouTube Poop: Mama Luigi Ran
- "Switch" by Will Smith - YouTube Poop: King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace
- "Jeopardy Thinking Song" - YouTube Poop: Ed's Thinking Process
- "Bloodrocuted" by Dethklok - Bloodrocuted Brother (unreleased)
Prefered Tech
- Windows Movie Maker (because i have no other software)
Associates
| a8rdKYKoVdU|250}} Connerhawke's personal favorite. |
In Real Life
Influences
Fans
Reception
Achievements
- Made first Poop containing the 1940's Superman
- Made first poop containing Julius Sumner Miller
Other Information
Trivia
- Has seen over 1000 YouTube Poops
- Has his own Green Lantern Power Ring
