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Gun
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- Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
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Yoshi firing a gun.
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A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.
Gun Users
- Heavy Weapons Guy (He loves his gun very much. He calls it "Sasha".)
- Sniper
- Medic (which is something that Heavy disapproves of.)
- Engineer
- The other Team Fortress 2 characters, wait who are they again?
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- James Bond
- Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
- Actually, most Bond villains, usually as a sidearm.
- Revolver Ocelot
- Solid Snake
- Terry Bogard (Unfortunately, his gun doesn't exist.)
- Starscream
- Soundwave
- Master Chief
- Samus Aran
- Every playable FPS character ever.
- Pichu (He likes guns!! ^_^)
- Mario (From the back of Yoshi.)
- Yoshi
- Laguna Loire
- Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.)
- Mega Man(he has one for a hand!)
- Zero(only in the first and third Megaman X games,and stole from a dead guy in Mm Zero 1)
Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter fire.
People Who Hate Guns
- Sonic the Hedgehog (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
- Victims of gun violence and crime
- Hippies (Isn't it obvious?)
People Who ARE Guns
More Information
- Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
- Blondes have more guns.
