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Zacheatscrackers
This article is about that fag Zach, who has been making poops since 2007, but officially made his first appearance on Youchewpoop in 2008, and does cool things, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
Name: Zacheatscrackers
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA
First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, 12 oz. Mouse, South Park etc.
Preferred Methods: Rape, Stuttering, Repetition, Sentence Mixing/Word Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0
YouTube Account: zacheatscrackers
Things people have said about me!
- "he be pimpin walkin down the block mothafuckas all know who he is he is the KING baby" ~ BigMarioandTailsfan
- "I think you're just cut out to be a forum member, Zach. You've been an excellent contributor these past few years. Thanks for giving." ~ UncleChuckTH
- "But seriously, you're probably the nicest person I've ever met on YouChew, and you're seriously like a brother to me." ~ Bya
- "nigga, you an OG
stay ballin'" ~ TyranosaurusSumo
- "the kawaiiest <3~" ~ Cynnicio/Synister Sir
The list goes on and on~
It's hard to describe me, though, regardless
I've been a part of this community for over 3 years now. I've had so much happen to me. Making new friends, making enemies, playing video games, watching cartoons, fapping, consuming crackers, acting like an idiot, you name it. But how would one describe me in simple terms? That's a question only you can answer; don't take the general crowd's word for it.
History
Obviously you're wondering how I got to be the foul-mouthed, self-pitying, sensitive, goofy, sociopathic, innocent, douche-bag of a boy I am today that's frequently in a disposition. The question beckons many minds, I'm sure. But right here, right now, these words, are the answer you're looking for. Go on! Read them!
I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I thought it was the best thing ever, but that was only because I didn't bother to delve further into the depths of it. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games, going on Nick.com and Cartoonnetwork.com and shit. It was nice.
Then I got bored. I wanted to step things up a bit. I wanted to become more involved in what was going on around the e-world.
In June 2007, I joined smwcentral.net. My first ever community. I joined as zach033094.
It didn't go well.
And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found Youchewpoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops.
Eventually, I joined Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. Things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. My poops were quite well-received for the most part, but not much more than that. I acted no different and my lust for a new name was yet again diminished... for now.
During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I was so pathetic and unlikeable and jealous of how everyone could have a friend but me. I went off to do irl things for a while.
Later on, I went back to the aforementioned MUGEN forums in an attempt to fill my internet void. I also became allowed to join starmen's secret forum, but eventually lost interest in both. Both of those places were just... too boring. Neither of them clicked with me.
Then I made probably one of my best decisions ever. I returned on June '09 and acted differently. I no longer pissed and whined at every single thing. I no longer acted like an attention-starved asshole. I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then (aside from my "nigga-phase"), and eventually everyone started to like me. I finally knew what it was like to have online friends. I continued to be a good guy, and soon enough, I became one of the most popular people on the forums; that one guy everyone wanted to socialize with. My poops remained popular and conversation-worthy and I was overall happy, despite frequent depression.
I really don't know if I've impacted the community much overall, but whatever.
Also, I just prefer being called Zach now, since I've officially changed my name to Zach. My reason for this is because as time went on, people calling me by my full alias (take a guess!) has faded and people just referred to me as Zach, and by 2010, everyone just called me Zach instead of zacheatscrackers. My current YouTube account is still named zacheatscrackers, but oh well, not much I can do about that. I could change accounts, but no one would even give a shit, so whatever.
Recent bullshit
WARNING: I'm telling you right now, I might very likely come off as a whiny, emo fuckwad. And if I do, then you have every right to think that of me. But I just have to get this off my chest; it's been eating away at me for so long its ridiculous.
To explain why I've been somewhat absent for months now:
Since 2010, my video popularity has decreased wildly; but that hasn't bugged me too much. Around January/February 2011, my popularity in general has also been fading away; and THAT has... well, bugged the shit out of me. I was once a very popular member, the talk of the town on a daily basis (not to toot my own horn, alot of people just payed attention to me and that kind of gave me that impression), and I loved the fact that people acknowledged me constantly to death, despite the frequently occurring days where I was depressed. But those days are honestly... gone now. People don't pay attention to me nearly as much as they used to. They just refer to me as a "cool guy" or "okay guy". People hardly talk to me. I'm just... a background character in this story known as YouChewPoop.
And it makes me sad. Really, really sad.
As a result, I've been coming on alot less, and I only really come on Steam frequently to actually hang around with the remaining people that give a fuck about me. I have just about no motivation to put myself out there again liked I did years ago, because I'm seriously a shadow of my formal self; a fun-loving, hilarious, extremely likable guy, I once was; now a depressed, unfunny, forgettable, "feel sorry for me" background douche-bag; what's the fucking point of putting myself out there if I'll just be shunned and seen as an attention-whoring asshole? Whether or not I'm being hard on myself is debatable, but I really feel that I have no place in the community, and at some point, I'm probably either going to come on rarely, or not come on at all altogether.
As of May 2011, I've slowed down massively on making videos. Video production has already been decreasing since mid-2010, and now I'm nearly at a complete stop. I'm sorry, but I simply can't do this shit anymore. Everyone stopped giving a shit about my videos a long time ago, let alone me. I have a total lack of ideas, and I have so little motivation to do just about anything that it's pointless to keep crapping out stuff on a regular basis, let alone being in anyone's vicinity. I now VERY RARELY make ANYTHING; only time I'm somewhat guaranteed to make something is upon request, and requests hardly come by now. I was never one to care about what people thought of my videos and how many watched them, but because there has been such a severe lack of ANY attention to my stuff, or me, my motivation to do this shit has been run dry.
I'm sorry, guys. I really am. It's really not you; it's me. I've changed. People not paying too much attention to me hasn't helped, but it's mostly my fault for acting like such a prick for a while now. I just miss those 2009-2010 days so badly. But I know for a fact that they'll probably never return, so I don't see much of a point in being that active anymore. But whatever; good things come to an end, and at least new good things arise and other good things are still around.
It's a matter of life, guys, really. It sucks.
But we'll just have to deal with it.
Nowadays, I just hang out. Nothing major.
I've been a pooper since August 17th 2007, 3 whole years, and I still love making poops. Even if it's just sparingly nowadays, I still get a kick out of doing it. It's good to have at least a little poop spirit in you.
Personality
I'm frequently regarded as nice, but sometimes I can be a complete douche; which I'm fully aware of. I try to better myself all the time, even when I don't need to. My self-pity doesn't help.
I'm also super girly so I tend to use alot of smilies and shit; make of that what you will.
Style
I suppose you could say I'm like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
Preferred Sources
- Hare and Guu
- Home Movies
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Space Ghost Coast to Coast
- Squidbillies
- The Boondocks
- Spongebob Squarepants
- South Park
- Left 4 Dead
- The Simpsons
- Whatever appeals to me
Preferred Methods
Preferred Tech
- Sony Vegas
- Adobe Premiere
- Windows Movie Maker (if it's one of those beefed-up WMM's with a shit-load of effects)
Reception
I don't even know anymore.
I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it. I don't like being conceited about what people think of me.
Criticism
In spite of the good reception I receive today, I've been subject to criticism:
- on and off skill at video games
- unoriginality at times in my videos
- occasionally posting offensive things
- not being that talkative
- being oblivious
- not getting used to things as easily as others
etc.
In Real Life
Online
I have a ton of friends!
Here are the ones I feel like listing!
- Synister Sir
- BigMarioandTailsfan
- XBR4D3NX
- AbsoluteBillion
- Randomizer742
- NegroTed
- Rex507
- Conkerfanx
- The Pope
- Stegblob
- SuperMarioKarter
- mot.def/herbert spatula
- Crash2991
- MrPorkyBoi/Sir Gordileny
- TantricNferno
- wingebag
- Bya
- Grabboarm
- Heartlessmushroom
- NS2
- Insanimania
- Terroristx124
- PoJ
- CaptainStringCheese
- lolmushrooms
- DXMan
- Moonmaster
- GaryBusey
There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them. Sorry!
Influences
- AlThePorcupine
- Link123456
- Stegblob
- TyrannosaurusReich
- BigMarioandTailsfan
All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years. Thanks guys. Really.
Fans
- BigMarioandTailsfan
- Synister Sir
- Ampithecat
- Homepike
- XBR4D3NX
- RideTheCatfish
- Trogdor7190
- MycroProcessor
- McMaNGOS
- Grabboarm
- wingebag
And others.
Achievements
- Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
- Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
- Coined the terms "Scopy", "fatyt", "Ploy" and "rimp".
- Succeeded at being an overall feminine sarcastic sensitive bitch boy that everyone loves somehow!
Other Information
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Skype is zacheatscrackers.
I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick. No condoms allowed.
Seriously.
Age: 17.
Country: USA.
State: Delaware.
Personal Favorite Poops
I know for a fact that I'll never make shit like the shit I made back in the day ever again. But it's still nice to reflect on my former poop skills.
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Trivia
- Likes Touhou
- Likes TF2
- Likes cool things
- Considers himself bi
- Is a Steam fag
- Is retarded
Likes
- Being stupid
- Being cute
- Cursing
- Farting
- Eating
- Playing FPSes 24/7
- Masturbating (you saw this coming)
- Ripping off other users because tool
- Talking into his headset mic
- Watching pornography
- People
- His chest hair
- generic humorous trait goes here
- fucking
- damn
- this
- list
- sucks
- other things okay
Dislikes
- Myself
- People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
- When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
- Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
- People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
- boring things
- stupid things
- gay niggas
- a
Links
Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.
He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
Current Status
Making poops: From August 17th 2007-present.
On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present
I hope this was a good read. Or not.
My Personal Favorite Avatars
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Mysterion!
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Bad-ass Kyle!
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Kawaii Kenny~
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Fucking :3333333333333
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Stawkeen
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Suikaaaaaaaaaa
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One more for good measure
