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Sausage
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Some German sausages.
A sausage is a type of food that consists of ground-up meat by-products or actual quality meat (depending on the quality of the sausage), stuffed in to a casing (formerly the intestines of animals before cellulose casings). It is a popular food in Europe, especially in German-influenced countries like Germany or Austria, though they can be found all over the world.
They are not to be confused with penises, even if they look like them.
Types of Fillings in Sausage
- Beef
- Pork
- Chicken
- Turkey
- Veal
- Fish
- Deer
- Kangaroo
- Any type of meat
- Various organs
- Tofu, in vegetarian hot dogs.
Various Types of Sausage
- Bologna (United States) [Derived from Mortadella]
- Bratwurst (Germany)
- Breakfast Sausage (United States)
- Currywurst (Germany)
- Chorizo (Spain)
- Hot Dog (United States)
- Kielbasa (Poland)
- Liverwurst (Germany)
- Mortadella (Italy)
- Salami (Italy)
- Square Sausage (Scotland)
- Weißwurst (Germany)
Trivia
- Konata Izumi can occasionally be found buying sausages.
- Sausages were invented as a way of making edible meat by-products, such as organs, usable, as they are not particularly appetizing.
- Even though they are not penises, sausage can still refer to penises, such as the infamous phrase "sausage festival".
- The most popular sausage available worldwide is the hot dog, an American sausage created by German immigrants in the late 19th/early 20th centuries.
- The longest hot dog ever created was created in Tokyo, Japan.
- Sonic the Hedgehog's favourite food is a variation of the hot dog, called the chilli dog, which also contains chilli.
- While sausages are more commonly found in their original tubular shape, sausage is also available in a patty-shape, much like a Hamburger patty.
- Most sausages are made of raw meat (aside from hot dogs), so it is recommended that you not eat raw sausages, as you can become sick from it.
- During Oktoberfest, Bavarian sausages are a popular food, and are commonly eaten with beer.
- Aside from Germany, another country known for its sausages is Italy, which has sausages of a spicier flavour, such as salami.
- Sausages are a popular breakfast food in Western nations.
