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Cheeseburger
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
Ye probably got CHEESEBURGERS in those gloves, have ye Mac?! -Aran Ryan
No, it's a CHEESEBURGER! -Ronald McDonald
Cheeseburgers are a type of hamburger that has cheese on it, usually American or Cheddar. They are commonly eaten at burger restaurants around the world with fries and a Coke.
They were first invented in the United States of America, and are a famous American delicacy. As of today, the number 1 fan of cheeseburgers is Aran Ryan, who has cheeseburgers in his gloves.
Toppings That You Can Get on a Cheeseburger[edit]
- Cheese (of course!) - Any type of cheese, as long as it melts.
- Pickles
- Onions
- Ketchup
- Mustard
- Tomatoes
- Mayo
- Bacon
- Lettuce
Liked By[edit]
- Aran Ryan
- Yoshi
- M. Bison - He thinks they are delicious!
- King Harkinian - Eats them for dinner.
- Kirby
- LOLCats - I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?
- Fat-asses
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Ronald McDonald
- The Burger King
- Left 4 Dead 2's Coach - He'd eat every cheeseburger in the nearest Burger Tank in what he calls a "One-man Cheeseburger Apocalypse".
- Bill Clinton (Though Monica Lewinski, the press, Hillary Clinton, and Republicans won't let him.)
- Ronald Reagan
- George H. W. Bush
- Klonoa (without Tomatoes)
Disliked By[edit]
- Vegans
- Ingrid Newkirk
- People who want to be healthy.
- Jewish people - Mixing meat and dairy is un-kosher.
- Hindus - Cows are very sacred animals to Hindus. They don't mind non-beef cheeseburgers, though.
Trivia[edit]
- In Germany, they make canned cheeseburgers, which taste like shit.
- Have to do with LOLcats
- Can be made of beef, buffalo, ostrich, or any ground meat.
- Can be grilled, fried, broiled, or even microwaved (though microwaved burgers suck).
- Eating too many will make one become fat.
- Sasebo, a city on the west coast of Japan, prides itself on its cheeseburgers, and often promotes itself as "Burger Town".
- They also make cheeseburger Hot Pockets, which are DELICIOUS.
- Big City Sliders, a smaller version of a cheeseburger, should be avoided at all costs, as they will attack your family, and cause agonizing discomfort.
