JazzDanceForChildren

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny!

Jazz's avatar.Name: JazzDanceForChildren
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Year Started: 2007
Preferred Software: WMM/Sony Vegas

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YouTube Account: youtube.com/user/JazzDanceForChildren

History

JazzDanceForChildren (what a mouthful) was a Pooper primarily-known for his Speed Racer Poops. He went to college and studied (something, I dunno). He's particularly well known for his pioneering use of ear rape and brainrape techniques, as well as maintaining a very simplistic style the rest of the time he made videos before eventually retiring in 2013. Jazz is also famous for his enthusiasm for marijuana, video games, intelligent discussion and a strange fascination for alien background characters in Star Wars films.

First Poop Seen

Unknown

First Poop Made

THE GRAVY IS THEIRS!

Style

Preferred Sources

• Speed Racer
• Japanese Spiderman
• The Dukes of Hazzard

Preferred Methods

• Stutter Loop
• Repetition
• Sentence Mixing
• Ear Rape
• Erosion

Prefered Tech

• Windows Movie Maker
• Sony Vegas

List of Poops

Name	Date Uploaded	Length
THE GRAVY IS THEIRS!	8-20-07	0:54
Good Times With Death	8-20-07	1:00
TONIGHT, ON THE DUKES	8-21-07	1:52
Epic Bill Clocksby Dance Off!	8-21-07	1:19
SPEED RAPER	8-21-07	2:29
We're Gonna Beat The Masked Racer!	8-25-07	1:47
The Fabulous Mach 5!	8-25-07	2:21
The Controls of the Mach 5, Controls F and B	8-26-07	1:45
The Junkie Grand Prix	8-29-07	1:15
25th Century Rock 'n Roll, Kill! Kill! Kill!	8-31-07	2:09
Pops Takes Steroids	9-02-07	3:08
Frenchman's Epic Journey of Rape	9-04-07	5:38
Incredible Speed Rapestravaganza	9-08-07	2:14
The Extraordinary Adventure	9-08-07	0:33
Pops Trips Balls	9-14-07	1:37
ACE DOUCHIE'S NIGHTMARE RAPE MACHINE OF HORROR	9-21-07	2:05
Pops Dials a Phone.	9-22-07	1:06
Speed Fires a Bazooka	9-23-07	1:12
Pops Gets a Domestic Violence Charge.	9-29-07	1:47
THE AIDS CHANNEL	1-12-08	1:42
SINGULARITY IS A DAMNABLE LIE	1-21-08	1:15
How To Make Love Without Touching Vol I	1-28-08	1:04
JAPANESE SPIDERMAN CONQUERS JESUS CHRIST	2-05-08	1:46
BIBLEMAN VS. SUPAIDAMAN	2-09-08	1:48
MAN IRON	6-23-08	0:45
My thoughts on the Iran War	7-1-08	0:23
NO WE DON'T HAVE APPLE FRIES	7-19-08	0:37
SPEED RAPER MOVIE 2 AFRIVIKINGS IN TIME APOCALYPSE VENDETTA	7-22-08	0:41
The Return of Comrade Salter	8-13-08	0:40
Salt Machine	12-15-08	1:12
PACHINKO LORD	12-19-08	2:15

Reception

Very well received and respected. Most veterans who aren't fond of "the new YTP style" are big fans of him, as well as newer poopers who want a lesson in how to ear rape well.

Criticism

Some complained about his usage of Ear Rape, which only amused Jazz and encouraged him to use it even more. LOL

Achievements

• His videos "SPEED RAPER MOVIE" and "MAN IRON" were shown in an intermezzo.
• He is often considered to be the inventor of Ear Rape and one of the earliest users of BrainRape techniques
• Almost smoked weed in front of Homsar.com!'s mum
• Makes some of the most intelligent posts on Youchew, often four or five paragraphs long

Associates

Online

• TyrannosaurusReich
• Kingcornholio
• Dopply
• Benedetto
• The Pope
• Zacheatscrackers
• Biodegradable

Fans

• PapaGonzales
• SeductiveBaz
• TyrannosaurusReich
• XBR4D3NX
• Furnessly
• Spiral
• MaRillion
• DoomZappo
• Danielle Pluzsik
• AwesomeGuy117
• Biodegradable

Other Information

Trivia

• He smokes lots'a Mary Jane.

Links

• Youtube Account