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Promotion
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Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a PROMOTION!
A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.
In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In Youtube Poop though, only Dr. Robotnik has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.
The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to Coconuts, or being fired.
Joseph Stalin knows all about the powers of promotions.
Characters Who Have Been Promoted
- Dr. Robotnik - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Scratch - Sucked Robotnik's Pingas.
- Hank Hill - To a vice president. However, he was later demoted for saying that he loved Dr. Robotnik.
- Joseph Stalin - Was the only one who got it by force.
- Coconuts (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
- Team Rocket (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
- GiromCalica - Gave Robotnik Pingas-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him A HUNDRED YEARS to dig.
- Gay Luigi - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting gay sex.
- Squidward - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to Spongebob.
How to Get a Promotion
Capturing Tails- Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.Spying on Professor Von SchlemmerWill just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.- Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal.
- Sucking Robotnik's pingas - Ooooohhhhh, that's good.
Capturing Sonic- Nobody has done that yet.
