Magic Drugs

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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.

Effects

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.

Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.

How To Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

The Nostalgia Critic shows us what you'll go through whenever you take (good) magic drugs.

How NOT To Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").

People Who Like Magic Drugs

• Scratch
• Sonic
• He-Man
• Ivan Drago (In injectable form.)
• Jimi Hendrix (specifically Lysergic Acid Diethylamide)
• Pongpong13
• Phoenix Wright
• M. Bison
• The Fat Controller

Rolf, however, shows you what it's like if you take some (bad) Magic Drugs.

• Diesel
• Barry Bonds (In injectable form.)
• Dethklok
• Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown (Specifically, just cocaine.)
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers.
• Big Mouth (Without them, he can't see his friend, Roger Rabbit.)
• Gutsman's Ass
• Youtube
• Super Macho Man (Also in an injectable form.)
• Zant (In the form of Caffine Pills.)
• Wario (Also in an injectable form.)
• Grimmjow Jaggerjaques (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.)
• '60s Hippies
• Princess Daisy (Especially lysergic acid diethylamide)
• Tony Montana
  • In fact, all '80s mobsters.
• Freddy Krueger (Let's get high!)

Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs

• pongpong13 (Hell, he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
• A27wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs

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• Grounder (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
• Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
• Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
• Mama Luigi
• Stone Luigi
• Gordon
• Emily
• Communists
• Nazis (Believe that since they're the ultimate race, they shan't do magic drugs.)
• Adolf Hitler (Believes that magic drugs are pointless.)
• The Police (By that, I mean the actual police, not the band Police.)
• Captain Lou Albano - He believed that they'll make you go to Hell before you die.
• Jesus Christ
• Hop
• Mr. T - I pity da foo who does drugs!
• Sonny Crockett
• Rico Tubbs
• Pinocchio

Variations

Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

• Smokes
• Very Big Drug (VBD)
• Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
• Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
• Opium
• Marijuana
• Steroids
• Cocaine
• Crystal Meth
• Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)

Alchoholic-Type Beverages

• Liquor
• Booze
• Cold Ones

Illusions are the alternative when you want to get high. It's like you're high, but without red and blue flashing lights behind you.

This is what it is like if you take Magic Drugs.