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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in [[Dinosaur World]] and is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms.[[Image: Image0.jpg‎|thumb|Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength]]
 
Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in [[Dinosaur World]] and is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms.[[Image: Image0.jpg‎|thumb|Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength]]
 
==Legal Issues==
 
==Legal Issues==
He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, [[Mario]], resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.
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He once tossed a large [[American Football|football]]/stone hybrid at his brother, [[Mario]], resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A [[American Football|FOOTBALL]]. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.
  
Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.
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Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a [[bomb]] before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.
  
 
Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.
 
Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.
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[[Image:fakeStoneLuigi.jpg|thumb|right|This is '''not''' Stone Luigi, but '''a''' stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this stone Luigi. Hey, [[I]] got to admit, he has [[no|some true talent here.]]]]
 
[[Image:fakeStoneLuigi.jpg|thumb|right|This is '''not''' Stone Luigi, but '''a''' stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this stone Luigi. Hey, [[I]] got to admit, he has [[no|some true talent here.]]]]
 
Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:
 
Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:
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*A stone [[American Football|Football]]
 
*[[Spaghetti]]
 
*[[Spaghetti]]
 
*The term "[[Eggface]]"
 
*The term "[[Eggface]]"
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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*"Hey [[Mario]]! Look what [[I]] made!"
 
*"Hey [[Mario]]! Look what [[I]] made!"
*"It's a football! I chiseled it!"
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*"It's a [[American Football|football]]! I chiseled it!"
 
*"It's even official size!"
 
*"It's even official size!"
 
*"...But [[no]]t ''official weight!''"
 
*"...But [[no]]t ''official weight!''"

Revision as of 21:10, 17 November 2009

Name: Stone Luigi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male

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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.

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Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength

Legal Issues

He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.

Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.

Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.

His Creations

This is not Stone Luigi, but a stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this stone Luigi. Hey, I got to admit, he has some true talent here.

Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:

He participated in the making of the following things:

  • Taj Mahal
  • Mount Rushmore
  • A cloned pig (he made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project)
  • Himself
  • The Faces of Evil
  • A nuclear bomb.
  • You
  • The Ten Commandments (Moses hired him to chisel them.)
  • The Eifel Tower
  • The Great Pyramids

Trivia

  • Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi makes a compromise between them that it is a stone football.
  • Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.
  • Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
  • Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.

Quotes

  • "Hey Mario! Look what I made!"
  • "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
  • "It's even official size!"
  • "...But not official weight!"
  • "Who's an egghead, eggface?!"
  • "It's even official!"
  • "But not official."