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| − | While not a true war, it did contain actual wars, such as the Korean War and the Vietnam War. It was basically an arms race between the [[Money|capitalist]] nations ([[America|The United States]], [[Gordon|The United Kingdom]], [[Gay|France]], etc.) and the [[Communists|Communist]] nations (The Soviet Union, North Korea, China [until a bit later, when they severed ties to the CCCP], etc.). It started in 1947 with Harry [[Ass]] Truman's "Truman Doctrine" (which stated that America was the protector of capitalism, and had the right to fight communism), escalated in the 1950s and 1960s with missiles and the Cuban Misile Crisis, | + | While not a true war, it did contain actual wars, such as the Korean War and the Vietnam War. It was basically an arms race between the [[Money|capitalist]] nations ([[America|The United States]], [[Gordon|The United Kingdom]], [[Gay|France]], etc.) and the [[Communists|Communist]] nations (The Soviet Union, North Korea, China [until a bit later, when they severed ties to the CCCP], etc.). It started in 1947 with Harry [[Ass]] Truman's "Truman Doctrine" (which stated that America was the protector of capitalism, and had the right to fight communism), escalated in the 1950s and 1960s with missiles and the Cuban Misile Crisis, chilled in the 1970s with [[Richard Nixon]]'s talks with the CCCP and China (See? Nixon wasn't that bad), and ended in 1989 with the fall of many communist governments and institutions (and in fact, communism itself), and was completely over with the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991. |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 21:39, 29 July 2009
War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.
UNLESS ITS A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
Used in a War
- Guns
- Turrets
- Boolets
- Grenades
- Various Bombs
- Mines
- Rockets
- Missiles
- All-terrain vehicles (such as Jeeps or Humvees)
- Bomber aircraft (such as the B-52 Bomber)
- Fighter aircraft (such as the F-14 Tomcat [shown at right])
- Aircraft carriers
- Battleships
- Possibly sattelites
- Diplomacy (which is for pussies that are weak and/or losing the war)
The Uctions War
The current youtube poop war is the war of the uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?
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The Tiertex War
A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
The Wild Mineral World War One
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
The Cold War
While not a true war, it did contain actual wars, such as the Korean War and the Vietnam War. It was basically an arms race between the capitalist nations (The United States, The United Kingdom, France, etc.) and the Communist nations (The Soviet Union, North Korea, China [until a bit later, when they severed ties to the CCCP], etc.). It started in 1947 with Harry Ass Truman's "Truman Doctrine" (which stated that America was the protector of capitalism, and had the right to fight communism), escalated in the 1950s and 1960s with missiles and the Cuban Misile Crisis, chilled in the 1970s with Richard Nixon's talks with the CCCP and China (See? Nixon wasn't that bad), and ended in 1989 with the fall of many communist governments and institutions (and in fact, communism itself), and was completely over with the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991.
