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Revision as of 20:50, 4 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa is a needy child and living abortion. She is spoiled rotton by her father, King Koopa, and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, second only to the likes of Goronu, Mr. Krabs, and Tom Nook.
Her Empire in North America
Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:
- Every kid in America must be a rock.
- Every kid in America must invite her on a date.
- Every kid in America will give her lot of toys.
- L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.
- And all the gold in Fort
KnoxLox will be used as jewerly for Kootie Pie.
Likes
- Daddykins
- All the food a koopa can steal.
- America
- Her toothbrush
- Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
- Lots of useless stuff than she collect
- Rick 'n Roll )
- Milli Vanilli
- Lemmy
- The Ocean
- Ludwig
- Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers.
- Real Mario
- Yoshi (She thinks he is kawaii.)
- Herself
- The fact that her Boobs are bigger than The Princess's
- Hilary Clinton (her favourite politician).
- Miley Cyrus (They're alot alike)
- Lesbian sex with The Princess and Birdo.
Dislikes
- Mario
- Luigi
- The Princess
- The First Lady
- Ipo The Peader
- Morshu (For not giving credit.)
- Roy
- Bowser Jr
- Morton
- Being Called Kootie Pie
- People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
- Oogtard
- The Cave People
Liked By
Disliked By
- Mario
- Luigi
- Princess Toadstool
- Toad
- Yoshi
- Roy Koopa
- Ludwig von Koopa
- Larry Koopa
- Lord Kamek
- Bowser Jr.
- You
- Mama Luigi
- Darth Vader
- Most of the Koopa race.
- AT&T
- Russia/U.S.S.R.
- Hitler
- Germany (Especially Nazi Germany.)
- Ganon
- Taco Bell
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Hungary
- Gay Luigi
- Dr. Rabbit
- The Serbian Orthodox Church
- Milli Vanilli
- Kaiser Whilhelm II
- Daleks
- The John Marshall Law School
- Loud Kiddington
- Charity Bazaar
- Bandit Keith (in America!)
Trivia
- Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
- She has more money than her father does.
- Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
- She was the original owner of I.M. Meen's secret book of nasty magic.
- In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating Tom Nook's risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
